HSR Vs HI3 Post Arguement

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March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles

“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes

Welt E6 with my HCs

Crying because he is in constant mental anguish

Honkai markings because he often over uses his powers and that’s bound to cause some backlash from the honkai

And Scar pertaining to accidents, fights, and clumsiness

Bruising in different stages due to clumsiness and not paying attention

Y’all I just found out my favorite character Ken Kaneki SHARES MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YALL KID YOU THE FUCK NOT

Hell yeah!

Favorite guys share my birthday.

Mwah!

Potatoes are magical

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“So… we inherit those cool powers that Joyce has and then we carry on his name!” Joachim says smiling “what else!”

“You become a compulsive liar and a compulsive manipulater. You make a deal with a man who looks a lot like Ottto to protect the son you adopt only to realize you’ll be stuck with said Otto looking person for the rest of your life because neither of you can die.” Welt says smiling at his younger self “oh and don’t forget the constant overwhelming fear that everyone you trust is going to betray you! Oh and the voices that don’t let you sleep.”

“I don’t want to become a Herrscher anymore.” Joachim says

“Life sucks buddy. Get over yourself.” Welt says “you also eventually realize your probably the reason your parent got divorced.”

Y’all get ear pain when you get ear infections?

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

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“What did you just call me?” Welt asks a little astounded

“I called ya peaches.” Boothill says “Lovingly, not as any sort a insult.”

“Since when was calling someone a fruit understood as endearing or insulting I simply do not understand.” Argenti says

“You ain’t from the south love, you ain’t gonna understand.” Boothill says

“But I wish too!” Argenti says

“It’s kinda like calling a friend or stranger, love. Normally the nickname love is used for talking to a lover, but people form the south call strangers or friends Love. It’s just… a cultural thing.” Welt says

“Ah I see and understand such a wondrous concept for endearing name.” Argenti says “Thank you for enlightenment my dear Joachim.”

“Your welcome.” Welt says

“Oi’ why ‘re you callin him dear?” Boothill asks

“Oh my gracious cowboy. It was an endearment as a friend.” Argenti says

“Ah… I see.” Boothill says “Sorry for jumpin to conclusions.”

“It’s is Not a Problem in the slightest.” Argenti says

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“Y’know Mr. Yang you should speak your mind more!” March says with a goofy smile

“I Should? Perhaps i will.” Welt says

“That’s Great-“ March starts to speak before being interrupted

“The voices in my head are telling me to brutally murder everyone in the astral express.” Welt says

“W-what?” March asks

“By, have a good rest of your day March.” Welt says

“HUH!?” March is flabbergasted

~Welt doesn’t speak his mind because his mind and thoughts are just the voices in his head from the Honkai.-

I fucking love this

hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents