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-Headcanon-

I have a little Headcanon that all Kaslana’s are just the human versions of golden retrievers.

So Kevin around Su is like an incessant dogs wanting attention but around everyone else Kevin is cold and stern.

Siegfreid is an absolute golden retriever 24/7 365 (except when fighting) but he has two favorite people (or rather 1) (this isn’t counting his daughters) Cecilia and Welt. Those are his favorite people.

Kiana is obviously like a golden retriever to Mei. Every two seconds is “Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai, Mei-Senpai!” It’s really adorable to everyone but Mei. She loves Kiana to death but god Kiana is annoying overtime.

Bianca is a golden Retriever towards Rita but is more subtle about it then everyone else.

-headcanon-

I HC that the E6 for HSR characters is what they are at their core. So the only reason characters like Boothill, Dan Heng IL, Acheron, Welt Yang, trailblazer, and firefly look different in their E6.

Boothill is a human in his E6, Dan Heng IL is a child (start of the rebirth cycle), Acheron’s hair is white, welt is a child, Trailblazer has their Stellaron glowing, and firefly’s body is fading.

It’s their cores. It’s them as a whole.

I was just rereading the 2nd Key manga of hi3 and I realized Su was forcing Bianka to go through what he went through to tell if she was worthy of taking over his mission with the 2nd divine key and the Abyssal Flower, and in that life from Bianka’s POV she gets sick with the Honkai after saving a patient.. meaning that in the canon timeline Su came down with the Honkai before Mei ever did! And the MANTIS surgery saved his life!! So Su got sick with the Honkai before Mei, so Mei dying to the Honkai hurt two times harder for Kevin because he knows that it could have been Su who died of the Honkai as well.

Y’all the shit I realize when hyper analyzing whilst also half asleep is crazy-

At first I was like

“Recca is HSR’s Joachim”

As a joke

But bro

I don’t think it’s a joke anymore

Look at this shit

Potatoes are magical

Recently I’ve been thinking what would welt look like as a boss.

He is the Herrscher of reason (I like to also call it Herrscher of mimicry) because their main power is creating copies of things (as long as they understand those things)

So I imagine some of Welt moves would be copies of previous bosses moves

Like say aventurine’s gamble or hitting your team with a shitload of gambling chips

Maybe something from Sunday’s boss battle, like those little Angel shits. That you have to break.

And a capturing technique like in svarog’s boss fight. Maxing at 3 captures.

Then some special effect like a heavy slowing and set back of your team. Giving enemies more turns. Maybe an ability to remove buffs from your team.

I would imagine his boss form would be full out Herrscher (so not them grandpa ass clothes) with his Herrscher eyes and the star of Eden being returned to its original form. Mostly likely also floating off the ground (cause Herrschers can do that)

Maybe a move that ties back to his deal with Void Archives or alternatively having Void Archives as an ally. Like Black Swan in the fight again Gallagher weird ass dog, or the train in the Sunday fight.

I Imagine he’d have special voice lines for defeating members of the astral express

Dan Hang: Oh what a shame to have to reset all your progress, time to start over little vidyahara

March 7th: Oh March. Shame it had end this way, to never learn of you true origins or to regain your memories

Himeko: Consider this Your final trailblazing expedition.

Caelus: Poor Caelus, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta

Stelle: Poor Stelle, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta

Sunday: This was an outcome bound to happen. No Aeon can save you. Now die like the Order did.

Oh and here are some for the Stellaron Hunters as well

Blade: Consider this an act of mercy, I’m bringing your suffering to end

Kafka: Can’t talk your way out of this one Kafka

Silverwolf: Enjoy the taste of losing, because you never had a chance at winning

Firefly/Sam: Die and go join your comrades in the afterlife

-Su x Kevin Family HC-

3 kids

Anaxagoras (I mean look at him)

Al Haitham (literally based off of them)

Clara (girly pop how else could she be immune to the cold).

Honorary Children:

Kosma and Griseo.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Anaxagoras: Mom, im gay.

Su: oh that’s great dear.

Al Haitham: I also like men.

Su: well that’s…lovely…god is there anyone in this how who likes girls?

Griseo (adult): I do!

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Su: don’t worry, one day when you’re older. You’ll find a nice man like your father and settle down and maybe have children.

Anaxagoras: *sobs harder* but dad sucks!

Su: 😐 *facepalms*

Fuck it, I wanna see y’all’s favorite duos (regardless of gender) in these fits.

CHOP CHOP YALL