-headcanon-

-Shitpost-

March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles

“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes

October, hmmmm

Shitpost tober!

Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all

I was just rereading the 2nd Key manga of hi3 and I realized Su was forcing Bianka to go through what he went through to tell if she was worthy of taking over his mission with the 2nd divine key and the Abyssal Flower, and in that life from Bianka’s POV she gets sick with the Honkai after saving a patient.. meaning that in the canon timeline Su came down with the Honkai before Mei ever did! And the MANTIS surgery saved his life!! So Su got sick with the Honkai before Mei, so Mei dying to the Honkai hurt two times harder for Kevin because he knows that it could have been Su who died of the Honkai as well.

Y’all the shit I realize when hyper analyzing whilst also half asleep is crazy-

-headcanon/shitpost-

“Y’know Mr. Yang you should speak your mind more!” March says with a goofy smile

“I Should? Perhaps i will.” Welt says

“That’s Great-“ March starts to speak before being interrupted

“The voices in my head are telling me to brutally murder everyone in the astral express.” Welt says

“W-what?” March asks

“By, have a good rest of your day March.” Welt says

“HUH!?” March is flabbergasted

~Welt doesn’t speak his mind because his mind and thoughts are just the voices in his head from the Honkai.-

-Shitpost/incorrect quotes-

Su: (talking about project Stigma) Genocide is perfectly fine (motions to Kevin) but god forbid I have an abortion.

Kevin: abortion is wrong!

Su: and project stigma isn’t!?

Kevin: Project stigma will kill of people with no purpose and who have already lived their lives, abortion is taking away someone’s right to have a life!

Eden: Prolife Ass bitch.

(This is all a joke based off of a conversation I had with a Ai bot Kevin, abortion somehow came up and the AI was against it so I made an incorrect quote thing with it.)

-Shitpost-

“So… we inherit those cool powers that Joyce has and then we carry on his name!” Joachim says smiling “what else!”

“You become a compulsive liar and a compulsive manipulater. You make a deal with a man who looks a lot like Ottto to protect the son you adopt only to realize you’ll be stuck with said Otto looking person for the rest of your life because neither of you can die.” Welt says smiling at his younger self “oh and don’t forget the constant overwhelming fear that everyone you trust is going to betray you! Oh and the voices that don’t let you sleep.”

“I don’t want to become a Herrscher anymore.” Joachim says

“Life sucks buddy. Get over yourself.” Welt says “you also eventually realize your probably the reason your parent got divorced.”

I fucking love this

hc that before asking his bf out fura taishi has to pass through arima’s evil parents

-I can fix them! (In HI3 relationships)-

Void: I can fix Welt. It’ll be easy.

How the fuck did he make me worse??

Su: Im Sure I could fix Kevin.

My assumption was wrong, I think I made him worse

Kosma: I cant fix Kalpas! And that’s perfectly fine with me

How the fuck did I fix him???

Seele: Bronya is Perfect and doesn’t next fixing!

Nothing changes

Kiana: I could fix her

Mei: I could fix her

They fail horribly at fixing each other

Mobius: Vill-V is completely unfixable

Mobius is right

Pardofelis: I bet I could make Fu Hua worse

Pardo can not infact change Fu Hua in the slightest

Kallen: I cant fix her; but I’ll try!

She tried and failed to fix Sakura

Eden: how is this bitch perfect!?

Elysia can’t be fixed She is perfect

Rita: Master Bianca is a mess and I can’t fix her

Rita is correct in her assumption

-Headcanon post-

This is just a brief headcanon post. But I headcanon that welt’s eyes are actually two different colors because In the visual novel his eyes are green but in hi3 and HSR his eyes are brown. So yeah. There’s my HCs

Edit: I did some editing on Offical art to better show my HC

-Shitpost-

“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says

“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”

“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says

“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks

“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps

~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~