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Potatoes are magical

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“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says

“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”

“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says

“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks

“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps

~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~

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“So… we inherit those cool powers that Joyce has and then we carry on his name!” Joachim says smiling “what else!”

“You become a compulsive liar and a compulsive manipulater. You make a deal with a man who looks a lot like Ottto to protect the son you adopt only to realize you’ll be stuck with said Otto looking person for the rest of your life because neither of you can die.” Welt says smiling at his younger self “oh and don’t forget the constant overwhelming fear that everyone you trust is going to betray you! Oh and the voices that don’t let you sleep.”

“I don’t want to become a Herrscher anymore.” Joachim says

“Life sucks buddy. Get over yourself.” Welt says “you also eventually realize your probably the reason your parent got divorced.”

-headcanon-

I HC that the E6 for HSR characters is what they are at their core. So the only reason characters like Boothill, Dan Heng IL, Acheron, Welt Yang, trailblazer, and firefly look different in their E6.

Boothill is a human in his E6, Dan Heng IL is a child (start of the rebirth cycle), Acheron’s hair is white, welt is a child, Trailblazer has their Stellaron glowing, and firefly’s body is fading.

It’s their cores. It’s them as a whole.

i have unpopular (probably unheard of ships) and semi popular ships.

-Kosma x Kalpas

-Scar x Jiyan (don’t ask why it just clicks in my little brain) (WuWa)

- Wanshi x Chrome (PGR)

-Theresa x Himeko Murata (HI3)

-Kiana x Mei (it’s Canon okay?)

-Bronya x Seele (HI3/HSR)

-Welt x Void Archives (HI3)

-Dan Heng x Male Trailblazer (HSR)

-March x female trailblazer (HSR)

-Himeko x Kafka (HSR)

-Tesla x Einstein (They Are literally Welt’s lesbians parents and you can make me think otherwise) (HI3)

-Lyle x APHO Mc (Adam) (HI3)

-Camu x Roland (PGR)

-Kamui x Lee (PGR)

-Su x Kevin

-Eden x Elysia

That’s all I have for romantic ships

i have some platonic friendships I enjoy that aren’t canon

-Pantalone and Capitano (They Are just silly little guys)

-Carole and Bronya (Sisters Honestly)

-Joey and Bronya (big sister little brother.)

-Kosma and Kevin (Father son dynamic)

-Kosma and Griseo (Brother and sister vibe)

yeah. My option is always invaluable because of how it verrs from the norm. Just some food for thought.

I just can’t stop imaging kishou coming out as like gay or bi and Tsuneyoshi’s reaction is just

“Okay? You still need to turn in your reports on time.”

Or

“Your a disappointment regardless of what gender you want to fuck.”

He’s not an ally he just doesn’t give a shit

Here’s some art~

Thoughts?

Hsr oc btw

October, hmmmm

Shitpost tober!

Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all