(Y/n): How petty can you get?
Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
how you guys? did you eat yet? whats your favorite color?
More creepypasta headcannons anyone? 👁👁
(Y/n): Is something burning?
Toby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
(Y/n): Toby, the toaster is literally on fire.
Hi!! I saw your requests open and saw that u do dark deception!!
I was wondering if you could do the gold watchers and Malak, with a 9ft 6 reader, that's like Lady dimitrescu? If not both Malak and gold watchers could you just do the gold watchers? ❤❤❤ thank you if you do this!! ❤❤
SFW
A 9ft s/o? If he's being honest here, this demon is a bit intimidated.
In his years, he has encountered many weird individuals, both large and small, but never one this tall, and he adores it.
During cuddle sessions, he enjoys "holding" you, so... let him. He gets the impression that he is still in charge.
Uses every chance he gets to intimidate/mess with beirce and that puppet, Doug houser.
Malak makes you stand by the exit portal when you're playing with Doug so you may trample over him and make him repeat his laborious job.
On the other side, when he's not fussing about Beirce's puppet, he likes to boast about you to him. He may remark something like, "She might crush your little pal here in a jiffy." in my imagination. Or "She is fantastic in bed. In fact, better than you."
Let him know how much you care. Sprinkle a few kisses on his horns and gently stroke his chest with your hands. He absolutely loves this.
NSFW😈
Sex with Malak is... ohh boy.
Dominate him. Please oh please Dominate this man. He's tired of being the 'big mean guy'.
Ride this man and use his cock as your personal dildo.
Your enormous size and height made it difficult for him to fuck you at times, thus the best position is reverse cowgirl.
Malak adores the rhythmic smack of your ass against his pelvis. Fast or slow.
Show him who's in charge when he becomes arrogant. This gets him hard in an instant.
(Y/n): Where are you going?
Tim/masky: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
intsagram models be like:
(y/n): Talk dirty to me, baby~
Red guy: The dishes.
(y/n): Wh-
Red guy: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
(y/n): Wow, Nanami, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Nanami: We literally slept together yesterday.
(y/n): That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Nope same boring life😒
But recently I started realising that one of the guys at my university is actually hot 😍😍
Which is like super rare cuse every one of em there are ugly pigs 🥲
LMAO! if yk hes into guys i say go for it bby
Digital footprint 👣
There is an person going around that goes by the name if Maria who is praying on minors in the everymanhybrid fanbase. She has actively lied about being 13 when she is an 20 year old. She has groomed multiple minors, and is after younger people in creepypasta and slenderverse spaces. If she contacts you please block and report her. She is an threat. Alongside that she also fetishes DID and actively seeks out Habit alters to date. Please re-blog and spread the word so we can keep our community safe!
Some of her socials to be aware of