(Y/n): Is something burning?
Toby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
(Y/n): Toby, the toaster is literally on fire.
Doot Doot
HUH?? IDK WHETHER OR NOT TO BELIVE THIS DOOT DOOT IS FROM DOOT DOOT GUY
could be one of my anons playing with me tho....
HI ❤ anon here!!!! What about the gold watchers with a s/o thats hair can grab stuff like Medusa from inhumans? ❤❤❤ take your time to! I know u have other requests❤❤
- ❤ anon
Fuck yeah.
send them my way
EEEYYYYYY LES GOOO
(Y/N): Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Nanami: Yes?
(Y/N): Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Nanami: Fuck.
(Y/N): It's gonna be a fun week!
Nanami: I'm going to Gojo's house.
(Y/N): Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
Eheh
I’ve been doing good , haven’t eaten yet but I ordered me some food just waiting for it to arrive 😋
Wbu hru 😗
im doing pretty good bby. just craving some scrumptious beef jerky, might get some later.
has anything interesting happened lately? any new interests?
i.need.more.ANONS
Hey, could I please get headcanons for Malak with a fem little stubborn and sassy s/o that works for Beirce sometimes. Like she works for Beirce but sometimes she doesn’t and isn’t there and Doug Houser is there instead? Can you make the headcanons NSFW?
Your wish is my command! 😻
(Y/n) : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Red guy : ...Have you never taken a shower before?