Incorrect Quotes With JJK

incorrect quotes with toby

(y/n): Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. toby: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear. (y/n): ... (y/n): You mean ring bearER, right? toby: ... (y/n): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Gojo: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Nanami: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for (Y/N).

Gojo, pointing their hot glue gun towards Nanami: You’re on thin fucking ice.

I don't get how people can sleep faster with music on, the phoenix by fall out boy played and all I could do was shake ass in bed

OM brothers with a male mc who's very lazy and apathetic. Their very smart but they don't really care about anything besides lazing around.

Ack— do you want this to be poly or individual? Do you want NSFW, SFW, or both?

Give me a bit more detail bubba💖🙏🏽

Slenderman: What is your biggest weakness? (Y/N): I can be uncooperative. Slenderman: Okay, can you give me an example? (Y/N): No.

intsagram models be like:

(y/n): Talk dirty to me, baby~

Red guy: The dishes.

(y/n): Wh-

Red guy: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

GUYS

give me more submissions plsss

tell me what i should call you guys 🥺 

Do you do yanderes?

Can you do headcanons with Malak and a yandere reader that completed the riddle of heaven, to have their one wish of Malak being theirs forfilled?

I do not write for yanderes sorry bby🥺

incorrect quotes with red guy

(y/n): Talk dirty to me~ red guy: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. (y/n): Wha- red guy: The economy is in shambles.