Do You Do Yanderes?

it’s lilac season babes go pick some pretty purple flowers

 Jeff: Is this your plan B? (y/n): Technically, this is plan P. Jeff: Plan P? Is there a plan M? (y/n): Yes, but I marry EJ in plan M. EJ: I like plan M.

Incorrect quotes with Toby

(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?

Toby: World domination.

(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.

Toby: You are my world.

(Y/n): Aww...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): ...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): OH.

Malak X a reader that owes him her soul, but bc of the.... deal she made with him-

She ended up pregnant with his child, and when he comes to collect what is owed a few years later, he's greeted by the mortal comforting a young half demon child that was bullied for her demonic looks at school-

And for being fatherless on top that-

You want it to be angst or...

Cos i don't write angst bby

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incorrect quotes with Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. (y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.

I keep re-reading the first part to the dom-reader x Malak fic-

It's still so good so far

AHHHHH IM GLAD U LIKE IT BBY

Hey hey bub it’s been a while sorry for not checking up on you i forget alot I’ll make sure to interact more

Soo how have you been this past week 😚

im doing well thank you for asking.<3 hbu?

Incorrect quotes with JTK

Jeff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Jeff, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

freddy: That was so hot, (y/n). (y/n): I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. freddy: I'm so in love with you.