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(y/n): Talk dirty to me, baby~
Red guy: The dishes.
(y/n): Wh-
Red guy: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Y/n: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. red guy: Are you a software update? because not right now.
(y/n): Talk dirty to me~ red guy: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. (y/n): Wha- red guy: The economy is in shambles.
(y/n): So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? red guy: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? (y/n): Yes. red guy: I'd sleep.
(y/n): Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
red guy: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.