Hey, Could I Please Get Headcanons For Malak With A Fem Little Stubborn And Sassy S/o That Works For

incorrect quotes with red guy

(y/n): So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? red guy: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? (y/n): Yes. red guy: I'd sleep.

Can you do Malak X a kind and soft mortal reader in public, but makes Malak their bitch in bed? I love stories and headcanons about the "big tough and evil" character letting their lover use them-

yes yes. expect to see it today or tomorrow bby

Incorrect quotes with Toby

(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?

Toby: World domination.

(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.

Toby: You are my world.

(Y/n): Aww...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): ...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): OH.

incorrect quotes😈

Laughing jack: (Y/N), gave me a lot of kisses today!

Jeff: THEY WHAT?!!

Laughing jack: Yeah, they gave me a whole bag of them! *takes out a bag of Hershey’s kisses* 

send them my way

EEEYYYYYY LES GOOO

incorrect quotes with red guy

Y/n: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. red guy: Are you a software update? because not right now.

i hear you like jjba 👁👁? have you seen the new stone ocean episodes yet??

Nah lol. I only watched up to the part when the 'yar yar' guy(don't feel like googlimg his name) was in jail.

BUT DW, ILL GO CHECK IT OUT.<3 In the meantime tell me about your day.🙂

Gojo: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Nanami: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for (Y/N).

Gojo, pointing their hot glue gun towards Nanami: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Eheh

I’ve been doing good , haven’t eaten yet but I ordered me some food just waiting for it to arrive 😋

Wbu hru 😗

im doing pretty good bby. just craving some scrumptious beef jerky, might get some later.

has anything interesting happened lately? any new interests?