(Y/n): Where are you going?
Tim/masky: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
(y/n): Two brooooos! cody: Chillin' in a hot tub! (y/n): Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! cody: (y/n): cody: *tearing up* (y/n): Babe, c'mon... cody: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. (y/n): Babe...
(Y/n): How petty can you get?
Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Hiya! Could I request some malak x reader where the reader has thick thighs and ass? (Sfw and nsfw) (I can see malak using his s/os thighs as stress balls). Thanks in advance!
sorry, i forgot i had a Tumblr💀 ill get right on it bubba
(can y'all see the header? It's a dark grey on my screen and idk how to fix it💀)
Nanami: What do you want to be for Halloween?
(y/n): Yours.
Nanami:
Nanami:.…yeah, that would be pretty scary.
Hiya! Are your requests Open?
always! but I am only doing head cannons until further notice
(y/n): Wow, Nanami, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Nanami: We literally slept together yesterday.
(y/n): That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
💀crying rn. my phone is dead but the malak x reader fic is on my phone. im on computer rn
Jeff: Is this your plan B? (y/n): Technically, this is plan P. Jeff: Plan P? Is there a plan M? (y/n): Yes, but I marry EJ in plan M. EJ: I like plan M.
(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?
Toby: World domination.
(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.
Toby: You are my world.
(Y/n): Aww...
Toby: ...
(Y/n): ...
Toby: ...
(Y/n): OH.