(y/n): Two brooooos! cody: Chillin' in a hot tub! (y/n): Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! cody: (y/n): cody: *tearing up* (y/n): Babe, c'mon... cody: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. (y/n): Babe...
(Y/n) : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Red guy : ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Jeff: Is this your plan B? (y/n): Technically, this is plan P. Jeff: Plan P? Is there a plan M? (y/n): Yes, but I marry EJ in plan M. EJ: I like plan M.
I don't get how people can sleep faster with music on, the phoenix by fall out boy played and all I could do was shake ass in bed
(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?
Toby: World domination.
(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.
Toby: You are my world.
(Y/n): Aww...
Toby: ...
(Y/n): ...
Toby: ...
(Y/n): OH.
freddy: That was so hot, (y/n). (y/n): I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. freddy: I'm so in love with you.
i hear you like jjba 👁👁? have you seen the new stone ocean episodes yet??
Nah lol. I only watched up to the part when the 'yar yar' guy(don't feel like googlimg his name) was in jail.
BUT DW, ILL GO CHECK IT OUT.<3 In the meantime tell me about your day.🙂
(Y/N) : I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Masky : Just rip the bandage off. (Y/N): It’s Toby. Masky: Put the bandage back on.
(Y/n): How petty can you get?
Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
(y/n): Talk dirty to me, baby~
Red guy: The dishes.
(y/n): Wh-
Red guy: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
i.need.more.ANONS