Anon that wanted the father thing-
I want it to kinda be funny. Like an "Ah shit I got another kid-"
Before he goes to claim a few extra souls for his new daughter and his collection-
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would the child be Agatha or a different child, bby?
Y/n: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. red guy: Are you a software update? because not right now.
(Y/n): Is something burning?
Toby, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
(Y/n): Toby, the toaster is literally on fire.
(y/n): Do we have any orange juice left?
red guy: pours the remaining juice into their cup
red guy: Sorry, we’re all out.
(Y/N): Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Nanami: Yes?
(Y/N): Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Nanami: Fuck.
(Y/N): It's gonna be a fun week!
Nanami: I'm going to Gojo's house.
(Y/N): Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
intsagram models be like:
freddy: That was so hot, (y/n). (y/n): I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. freddy: I'm so in love with you.
send them my way
EEEYYYYYY LES GOOO
(Y/n), pointing: May I sit there?
Toby: That's my lap...
(Y/n): That doesn't answer my question, Toby.
More creepypasta headcannons anyone? 👁👁