Okay Guys Here’s My Everyday Makeup Tutorial As Per Popular Request

When pinterest knows you that well. (I'm an atheist and child free by choice)

The Sciences, in Brief

Geology: lick the rock

Psychology: brainception

Genetics: Punett squares and percentages

Chemistry: what is water?

Biology: no math for the love of God

Physics: 1001 ways to throw things

Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

first years: all these upperclassmen are so intimidating and cool

me: hey wanna watch me score a FULL COMBO on an expert song in this anime taptap game

first years: not that one

‘Tsundoku: a pile of books waiting to be read’ #books #bookstagram #reading #words

proof i am a grandpa

- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death

Shout out to those supportive black mothers. ✊🏾

Day in the life of a scientist

Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.

Employee: What kind of project are you working on?

Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.

Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?

Me: uh....spiders.

Employee: Plastic or felt?

Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.

Employee: ....

Employee: I have to get back to the counter.