7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

friend: hey do you mind if i invite a few friends with us?

me: *freaks out at the prospect of having to interact with new human beings who are not in tune with my special brand of awkwardness and will most likely think i am the world's most boring human because i suck at feigning interest and making small talk* er sure

people with kids: oh MAN being a parent is so STRESSFUL I can't WAIT to get away from the kids all the SCREAMING and TANTRUMS

me: I don't want children

people with kids: no parenthood is a joyous thing you won't know real love until you have them

first years: all these upperclassmen are so intimidating and cool

me: hey wanna watch me score a FULL COMBO on an expert song in this anime taptap game

first years: not that one

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

im gonna cry because aomine and kagami cosplays are going to kill me

i mean lOOK AT THIS

AND THIS

oh Oh i HAVE ONE MORE

hERE U GO SOME HOMOS TO CONCLUDE THAT THESE COSPLAYS ARE PERFECT

And GOOD DAY SIR

very cute cosplays rated 11/10 a + +, shipping it wowoow, cosplays dont belong to me they belong to their rightful owners

I’m sending this to all my professors

Shout out to those supportive black mothers. ✊🏾

me at night: tomorrow i'm gonna wake up early and start with a run and then i'm gonna go over my notes and drink a super healthy protein shake and eat fruit and work on ME i'm gonna dress so nice and be extra kind and study hard tomorrow i am gonna OWN this :)

me in the morning: no.