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Penny, how much do you know about your dad’s family? Does he talk about them often?

Hmm, dad's family? That's an interesting question. After all, I've never met them, so they're not really any relevance to me. They're strangers to me even if they are important to dad.

So, no, dad doesn't talk about them often, and I don't know much about them because I never really asked. I mean, I know he's got a twin brother and another brother. I'm pretty sure at least one of them has a name beginning with "S"... He's also got a mother and a father, which is apparently the standard for humans.

I know dad and pa talk about dad's family, but it's just never really been something I've cared too much about.

Also, dad looks kind of sad every time we see pa's side of the family, and they do something nice, so I don't think dad's family was very nice. That makes me want to know even less about them.

Although, looking back on it, dad used to look slightly jealous every time pa's sister came to visit. When pa and auntie were having fun and getting along, dad always got a weird look in his eyes. Now, he's just annoyed whenever she comes round but that's a long story...

So, in summary, no, to both of your questions but just because of my own disinterest.

Ignoring the fact that if dad wanted to tell me about them, he still would bring them up. The same way he does with science...

Sincerely,

Princess Penni Pines.

I've been inspired by @romanticizing-writing

(Hope you don't mind, by the way)

Wasn't the first time I've seen this sort of idea, but I definitely hadn't thought about doing it myself before this.

So, if you want, you can make asks directly to the ocs of my au, and I'll answer as them. That way I can flesh out Nimirylov and Penni a little bit more.

I feel kind of icky making another post about asks because it feels like I'm just begging for attention, which isn't how I want to come across. Therefore, I'm going to post this and not check tumblr again until tomorrow morning. Insecurity can't get to me if I ignore everything!

Do a DNA test Stan, find out if you have any children.

A new Bill Cipher has just been born... hmmm... Suspicious...

SANS! HI! Okay, so I need to know. Are you more daddy or babygirl? I want to know about your mutuals, too.

that's. that's one Hell of a question, kid. uh. i don't even know. i'd just go with a third option, which is "silly guy".

@the-real-fastestthingalive @therealstanfordpines and uh any other mutuals who are comfortable answering this?

Every ship that fits this prompt deserves its own "Would you fall in love with me again" animatic, and that is final.

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

Well, seeing as I'm basically in charge of a dimension (I think creating an au makes you an unofficial god of said universe), I can probably figure something else out.

Inflict Baby Bill on other yous perhaps. Sorry, Mabel, sorry @dipper-m-pines

What do you think about the fact that a new Bill Cipher has been born?

This one.

...

He...

HE LIED! HE SAID HE WAS CUTE AS A BABY!!! HE'S NOT CUTE!

That aside, this is bad. Like really, REALLY bad! I wonder if Dipper knows about this...

@dipper-m-pines

I am a very firm believer in the alcoholic Ford headcanon and I want more content around it. Similarly, I also want more content about Mullet Stan's relationship with drugs and Post Portal Ford's relationship with Ford.

WOO! IT'S LESBIAN VISIBILTY WEEK. EVERYONE, SEE ME.

(didn't know this was a thing that was happening until seeing this post)

Tumblr Tuesday: One for The Sapphics

It’s Lesbian Visibility Week! Happy lesbian visibility to all who celebrate the visibility of lesbians all year round. Please enjoy this little collection of sapphic (fan)art to honor the occasion, and may we all remember to give the lesbians in our lives a little forehead kiss. 🧡🤍🩷

@mimimar:

@greenfinchg-illustration:

@gentlemosses:

@doodlenoodleh:

@tapiocats:

@coldcigarettes:

@theartofmadeline:

@clipsindrawers:

@mayakern:

@cronchy-baguette:

@emiuli:

@causticcapricorn:

@zucchini-draws:

@carabiner-pansy:

@adalheidis:

@fshfish:

@thatssofarahh:

@evgar:

@katieaki:

@bhramarii:

@dyke-dyke-goose:

I agree. Absolutely love her and need more content of her. Please?

Emma-may doodles :3

A new pope has been selected. Better keep Stanley Pines away from this one.

Penni, what's the most interesting thing you learned from Ford about humanity in terms of its history and society.

OOH, OOH, OOH! I love this question! It's so easy to answer too!

Obviously, my favourite thing, which I find the most interesting about humans, is food 2.0, aka, "drinking liquids".

Dad told me to stop calling it food 2.0 but I know I'm right on this one! For once, I'm right and my dad is wrong (just don't tell him or pa I said that). It has different flavours, it can have calories, and people have to consume it daily. Therefore, it's food 2.0.

There's so many different types that I would just love to try. Dad says his favourite is something called "coffee," which he has with lots of sugar.

However, what I find most intriguing is that there's adult only versions of this food 2.0. Imagine if food had adult only versions!? Not to mention that there's different types of this adult only version! So much variety. I'd get dizzy if I had to pick one of these things to consume.

I'm no scientist like my dad, but I'd love to do some sort of experiment with these adult only drinks. More of a social experiment, really... on myself. I'm just too curious!

Not to mention, then I could document it like how my dad does in his journal. I find his journal really cool, actually. (Definitely don't tell him I said that.)

Thanks for listening to my excited ramble about humans and their strange varieties of food 2.0,

Princess Penni Pines.