I am a very firm believer in the alcoholic Ford headcanon and I want more content around it. Similarly, I also want more content about Mullet Stan's relationship with drugs and Post Portal Ford's relationship with Ford.
Dear Penni,
What are your thoughts on both of your parents? Are there any specific opinions you developed about them, or anything you feel stands out?
Hmm, I don't really know what to say about my thoughts about my fathers. It's an interesting question, but not one I'm quite sure about. It is quite vague... I suppose your follow-up questions add more clarification, though, so I'll just focus on them two!
My dad is the one I spend more time with because his work isn't confidential. That means that I can stay with him even while he's working on his smart science stuff. I do think, though, sometimes, that he's disappointed I don't find his work interesting. I wonder, only sometimes, if part of the reason he's so open to me spending time with him while he works is so that I end up interested in science too. I'm sure it's not, and he's never made me feel bad about not being fond of science, so it's probably just my imagination. After all, he always listens to me talk about what I do find interesting.
On the other hand, I think I'm more similar to pa. He's the one that got me interested in everything political after all, even if he can't tell me everything about it at the moment. He says I'm too young, and I've overhead him arguing with dad in the past about how loosely he parents. So, pa is definitely the stricter parent, but he's also more likely to explain himself when he tells me off, and he's the calmer one, with everything pretty much. I think pa is objectively the better parent then in that sense. He does seem to know more about parenting.
It's interesting to compare them both because they definitely both have things that I prefer for each of them. I do feel lonely a lot, even with both of them and everything they do. I don't know if that makes me ungrateful, because I can anything I want in the world.
Anything, that is, but a friend...
Well, I suppose that's as good a place as any to end it. I don't want to start sounding spoiled, even if I am a princess.
Princess Penni.
I actually have a triangle of freckles on one single cheek. Kind of funny. I also debated revealing my real name here, but nah. I'm just Major, for now at least.
Also, love getting to use the incorrect quotes generator. I highly suggest people using it with their and their friends names in. Or put you and your mutuals in.
@therealstanfordpines @romanticizing-writing @sharksfrommars @is-this-name-good-enough
make this picrew and put your name in the incorrect quote generator!
tags: @wintry-whimsy @renalyxx @renalyxx @rainandsugarcane2000 @devotedlyuniquewizard @cabbagewhites @eggedagain @fall1ngawayfromm3 @jasperr6969 @the-sonni-guy and open tags !
Just some incorrect quotes with the context I've made up for them. Nothing to see here.
Penni, daughter of Ford "shaves with fire" Pines, does not see any other reason than for consumption as to why shaving cream exists.
Penni, realising that she made a bad call with her deal with Bill, and about to enter her paranoia and insomnia arc.
Penni, entering her paranoia and insomnia arc. Dipper doesn't want to admit he's concerned for her.
She's going into politics. Liking sarcasm is the least problematic thing to do.
Penni doesn't have a womb, the same as the rest of the alien fish species. So, she has no reason to understand period products.
Teaching Penni more English is... going well.
Dipper spent too long distrusting Penni (probably about 3 days) to then just get along with her.
Penni took it literally. She loves sarcasm, doesn't understand when it's targeted towards her.
Penni finally thinking that she's actually getting along with Dipper. She's so happy.
Just want everyone to know that Nimirylov does not know that Ford's actual name is Stanford. Ford just introduced himself as Ford when they first met and just... never mentioned his technically real name.
Why the fuck did this one come up?
No, no, no, Nimirylov. Stop. Please.
I think this is reading number six of the thigh high dimension post. This time, with spelling and grammar mistakes.
@greenbunny7 I told you I'd get round to doing it.
I don't know who else I'm supposed to tag for this, so, just tag relevant people in the comments.
Just checking, has anyone sent me any asks or anything because my tumblr is showing me this;
I feel the need to do something and post something right now so if anyone has any ideas, prompts or asks. Please interact with me now.
For now, though, poll!
You ignored the second part of that. Even more suspicious.
SANS! HI! Okay, so I need to know. Are you more daddy or babygirl? I want to know about your mutuals, too.
that's. that's one Hell of a question, kid. uh. i don't even know. i'd just go with a third option, which is "silly guy".
@the-real-fastestthingalive @therealstanfordpines and uh any other mutuals who are comfortable answering this?
I love squaring people.
Currently obsessed with Gravity Falls. Cooking up my own AU for it :> Washed Away au.
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