A New Pope Has Been Selected. Better Keep Stanley Pines Away From This One.

Penni, what's the most interesting thing you learned from Ford about humanity in terms of its history and society.

OOH, OOH, OOH! I love this question! It's so easy to answer too!

Obviously, my favourite thing, which I find the most interesting about humans, is food 2.0, aka, "drinking liquids".

Dad told me to stop calling it food 2.0 but I know I'm right on this one! For once, I'm right and my dad is wrong (just don't tell him or pa I said that). It has different flavours, it can have calories, and people have to consume it daily. Therefore, it's food 2.0.

There's so many different types that I would just love to try. Dad says his favourite is something called "coffee," which he has with lots of sugar.

However, what I find most intriguing is that there's adult only versions of this food 2.0. Imagine if food had adult only versions!? Not to mention that there's different types of this adult only version! So much variety. I'd get dizzy if I had to pick one of these things to consume.

I'm no scientist like my dad, but I'd love to do some sort of experiment with these adult only drinks. More of a social experiment, really... on myself. I'm just too curious!

Not to mention, then I could document it like how my dad does in his journal. I find his journal really cool, actually. (Definitely don't tell him I said that.)

Thanks for listening to my excited ramble about humans and their strange varieties of food 2.0,

Princess Penni Pines.

Nimirylov did Ford ever tell you about his brother?

Ford has told me a lot of things in the past. To imply that I wouldn't have found out about his family despite the fact that we have been in a relationship for over two decades is almost insulting. He has told me a multitude of things about both of his brothers, alongside information about his parents.

I know better than anyone how much my husband can conceal information, but do you really think that is something I never would've found out about? I correct my previous statement, it is insulting, to both him and I. Truly, I hope I am not to answer any other questions of this standard.

Sincerely,

Prince Nimirylov.

<3

Not the most clear but I thought I'd post pictures of the fish language i mentioned in the comments of my last post. This is only what I've got for now but I do want to make it important for my au (which I still need to think of name for).

Quick summary for anyone randomly stumbling upon this and is confused but curious: Instead of being focused on revenge against Bill whilst in the portal, Ford ended up making a home in a different universe. He has a royal fish husband and a fish child (probably a daughter but I might change that). Safe to say, he's even more pissed about Stan opening the portal in this au.

Progress on the Bill's so far...

They're all naked.

I am still 100% completely and utterly sure that this is perfectly good idea. And having the amount of them being a multiple 3 probably makes it even better! I don't think they're too happy being so close to the fez, though...

Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant.

Ford started a new journal in the Washed Away au. He made it blue to;

1. Make it distinct from the original journals which he wants to separate himself from now.

2. Because blue is the colour of his husbands hair and he's secretly a sap.

Anyway, the tiny handprint in the middle is Penni's. Ford had been writing in his journal when she had been painting, and he ended up with a new decoration for the cover of his journal.

Before Ford and Nimirylov started dating:

I know I'm late but I couldn't resist spinning the wheel even if I can't vote in the poll.

That's... yeah. I'd be pretty confused.

okay, okay. Imagine you're watching Gravity Falls for the first time. You watch all the episodes in order EXCEPT one of them is mysteriously left out.

spin this wheel to see which one you skipped

reblogs appreciated!

I decides to draw Penni's picture. Can't draw hands though so it's just her fingers on the picture.

I had fun drawing childishly. I'm imagining she's like 6 in this scene.

Once again, I wish I could draw because I want to make a comic for my Washed Away au that goes like this;

Ford is just doing science stuff in his study or whatever when Penni bounds in excitedly. She's holding a piece of paper, and she asks him if she can show him her drawing of her imaginary friend. He'd smile and nod, only to promptly panic upon seeing the paper.

Because his young daughter, barely more than a toddler, is showing him a drawing of Bill Cipher.

Nimirylov, you are a prince, right? What’s your kingdom like? What do your subjects think about Ford?

Yes, I am, in fact, a prince. The heir of the kingdom, to be specific.

It's a beautiful kingdom in every sense of the word that you can imagine. Although I don't often set foot back there myself, I help to ensure it behind the scenes. Despite the rising political tensions, we are a prospering kingdom. Our economy is stable, our population is balanced, and our people are happy. What more could any kingdom want?

As for how the subjects view my husband? Well, he's simply my consort. He's an odd consort, of course, but it's not much different from my past ancestors taking mermaids as consorts (specifically in the past, it would be very different in this political climate). There is simply no reason for any subjects to object to Ford. He has done nothing but good for our kingdom.

Sincerely,

Prince Nimirylov.