Ford Started A New Journal In The Washed Away Au. He Made It Blue To;

To follow on from my last post, Nimirylov as promised.

Unless being an alien fish thing counts, in which case, still no, because it's not a secret.

I've said before that Nimirylov has the combined vibes of Odysseus and Penelope so, yeah.

No, he's a prince. He's well behaved, and even if he wasn't, he probably wouldn't be jailed.

Yes. No questions asked. 100%.

Yeah, this makes sense.

No... he has a husband.

No... he works with politics.

I can see this, kind of.

Sure. He got hit by the alien fish equivalent of a bus. Told no one though.

When Nimirylov and Ford were steadily dating:

You ignored the second part of that. Even more suspicious.

SANS! HI! Okay, so I need to know. Are you more daddy or babygirl? I want to know about your mutuals, too.

that's. that's one Hell of a question, kid. uh. i don't even know. i'd just go with a third option, which is "silly guy".

@the-real-fastestthingalive @therealstanfordpines and uh any other mutuals who are comfortable answering this?

Just some incorrect quotes with the context I've made up for them. Nothing to see here.

Penni, daughter of Ford "shaves with fire" Pines, does not see any other reason than for consumption as to why shaving cream exists.

Penni, realising that she made a bad call with her deal with Bill, and about to enter her paranoia and insomnia arc.

Penni, entering her paranoia and insomnia arc. Dipper doesn't want to admit he's concerned for her.

She's going into politics. Liking sarcasm is the least problematic thing to do.

Penni doesn't have a womb, the same as the rest of the alien fish species. So, she has no reason to understand period products.

Teaching Penni more English is... going well.

Dipper spent too long distrusting Penni (probably about 3 days) to then just get along with her.

Penni took it literally. She loves sarcasm, doesn't understand when it's targeted towards her.

Penni finally thinking that she's actually getting along with Dipper. She's so happy.

This question isn't targeted towards a specific character because I don't know who I would ask it to, but how does Ford breathe in Nirmylov's dimension? I mean, his species is an aquatic kind, so they live underwater, right? If so, then how is Ford living a stable life under water?

If Nimirylov's kingdom isn't underwater, then I apologize. I just assumed that it was based off of the information you gave on his species 😅

Ooh, I've been waiting for someone to ask this question because it's something I've thought a lot about. It is underwater, but at first, I'm imagining that Ford had some sort of thing that allowed him to survive universes like that for short periods of time. After all, there would've been lots of places like that in the multiverse.

Then, he found out (aka Nimirylov gave it to him) that there was a coral that helped with breathing underwater. So, for a time, as long as Ford ate that frequently enough, he'd be fine.

Finally, though, because that coral was never meant to be a permanent solution (it was basically a medication, and I don't think Ford would like medication), Ford gets surgery. It just allows him to breathe under water, and, because I explained this to my friend multiple times, it doesn't damage his ability to breathe on land.

My friend texted it on the group chat because my other friend loves the pope (My crush also loves the pope and might want to become a pope, so apparently, I surround myself with lovers of the pope). Then my tumblr got bombarded by jokes about Stan Pines killing the pope.

Every ship that fits this prompt deserves its own "Would you fall in love with me again" animatic, and that is final.

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

I think it’s absolutely hilarious that we both managed to independently come up with the idea of “Ford needs an alien spouse and a half alien daughter”. Like get that monsterfucker an alien wife/husband and make sure he can be the girl dad we always knew he could be. Superb.

I just scrolled all the way back to 2018 on your account and I'm disappointed to realise this is not something you've posted. Presumably.

I do agree though that Ford gives off girl dad energy in an unexplainable way. He's so babygirl that he needs an actual baby girl.

He also deserves to just have an alien spouse. Reward the monsterfuckers for once, y'know?

Just checking, has anyone sent me any asks or anything because my tumblr is showing me this;

Penny, how much do you know about your dad’s family? Does he talk about them often?

Hmm, dad's family? That's an interesting question. After all, I've never met them, so they're not really any relevance to me. They're strangers to me even if they are important to dad.

So, no, dad doesn't talk about them often, and I don't know much about them because I never really asked. I mean, I know he's got a twin brother and another brother. I'm pretty sure at least one of them has a name beginning with "S"... He's also got a mother and a father, which is apparently the standard for humans.

I know dad and pa talk about dad's family, but it's just never really been something I've cared too much about.

Also, dad looks kind of sad every time we see pa's side of the family, and they do something nice, so I don't think dad's family was very nice. That makes me want to know even less about them.

Although, looking back on it, dad used to look slightly jealous every time pa's sister came to visit. When pa and auntie were having fun and getting along, dad always got a weird look in his eyes. Now, he's just annoyed whenever she comes round but that's a long story...

So, in summary, no, to both of your questions but just because of my own disinterest.

Ignoring the fact that if dad wanted to tell me about them, he still would bring them up. The same way he does with science...

Sincerely,

Princess Penni Pines.