Do A DNA Test Stan, Find Out If You Have Any Children.

My friend group is slightly obsessed with the pope. I knew very quickly. The new pope is an American guy called Leo.

Anyways, if you don't agree with that, join me and my friend group in celebrating Pope Patricia

A new pope has been selected. Better keep Stanley Pines away from this one.

1. Favourite colour: I can never choose between orange or red. Just that sort of colour pallete, I guess.

2. Last song: To the Bone. Never played undertale or watched anything about it. The song is just too catchy.

3. Currently reading: I'm slowly reading the Iliad, but I've had absolutely no motivation recently. However, the fanfic I'm reading right now is A Heartshaped Box of Springs and Wires.

4. Currently watching: Nothing. The last thing I watched was Gravity Falls, though. I just keep putting on random episodes. I've watched ATOTS too many times now.

5. Craving: Eh, I had some nice prawn crackers before and I'd love to have some more.

6. Coffee or tea: Despite the fact that my friend calls me a coffee addict, I'd choose tea.

Thanks for tagging me by the way! I didn’t expect you to seeing as my tumblr says we're not mutuals anymore. Might just be a weird glitch though.

Anyhow, onto who I'll tag...

@romanticizing-writing @greenbunny7 @is-this-name-good-enough @therealstanfordpines

I feel like I'm forgetting someone, so basically, anyone else can continue this.

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!

Rules: answer and tag six people you want to know better

Thankyou for the tag @nossumusstellae !!

1. Favourite colour: don't have one, but I hate all the warm colours.

2. Last Song : power trip by LEAP

3. Currently reading : picked up Hamlet a few days ago, still waiting on Katabasis

4. Currently watching: my comfort show modern family

5. Craving: Biryani. with raita. And chutney.

6. Coffee or Tea : coffee definitely

Tagging : @magicaldestinyharmony @elleldoe @nixie-writes-and-reblogs @xmads-omensx @twistedlimefire @alikhawrites

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Nimirylov, you are a prince, right? What’s your kingdom like? What do your subjects think about Ford?

Yes, I am, in fact, a prince. The heir of the kingdom, to be specific.

It's a beautiful kingdom in every sense of the word that you can imagine. Although I don't often set foot back there myself, I help to ensure it behind the scenes. Despite the rising political tensions, we are a prospering kingdom. Our economy is stable, our population is balanced, and our people are happy. What more could any kingdom want?

As for how the subjects view my husband? Well, he's simply my consort. He's an odd consort, of course, but it's not much different from my past ancestors taking mermaids as consorts (specifically in the past, it would be very different in this political climate). There is simply no reason for any subjects to object to Ford. He has done nothing but good for our kingdom.

Sincerely,

Prince Nimirylov.

I decides to draw Penni's picture. Can't draw hands though so it's just her fingers on the picture.

I had fun drawing childishly. I'm imagining she's like 6 in this scene.

Once again, I wish I could draw because I want to make a comic for my Washed Away au that goes like this;

Ford is just doing science stuff in his study or whatever when Penni bounds in excitedly. She's holding a piece of paper, and she asks him if she can show him her drawing of her imaginary friend. He'd smile and nod, only to promptly panic upon seeing the paper.

Because his young daughter, barely more than a toddler, is showing him a drawing of Bill Cipher.

I feel like more people need to hear this. Stan not only canonically writes smut. He writes self insert smut.

Who wants to hear a short excerpt of one of Stan's fanfics, read by Stan Soos himself?

(audio by alex hirsch)

I am once again, humbly asking for people who follow me and like the Washed Away to send me asks. I have lots of free time next week and am completely free on Monday so I need something interesting to occupy my time.

Hi.

Awkward way to start my own post. I have no idea why I'm doing this right now, but I've already started.

My brain has been full of ideas for when Penni ends up finding herself with the Pines family, but I don't want to reveal too much too soon. However, I felt like sharing some information about her encountering humans other than Ford for the first time ever.

She never questioned why she has six fingers because Ford has six fingers. As such, Ford never ended up explaining to her why they both have six fingers. Consequently, she grows up believing that six fingers is just a typical human trait.

Therefore, when she first encounters another human, probably Dipper (I've not got it fully planned out yet but we're progressing forward for now as if it is Dipper), she promptly freaks over this human child missing a finger. It is an extremely stressful situation for him because he then has to try and calm down this girl with weird ears who doesn't fully speak English that he isn't missing a finger. That's just amongst other things as well. Penni's first meeting of new humans is a stressful situation for everybody involved.

So, even though I can't start the fic for a while, I've gotten it all plotted out. It's going to be entirely from Ford's perspective, and it's going to go from "Not What He Seems" to "The Last Mabelcorn."

Why not all the way up to finale? Because I need to completely rewrite it. "Dipper and Mabel vs the Future" will go completely different, which means the rift will have to crack in some other way. So, a complete Weirdmaggedon overhall. Not to mention, it's going to be split perspective, so, it gets its own fic.

For now, though, until I figure out more details you can ask questions about what will happen. Even if I won't give all the details because of spoilers. It's loosely drafted enough for me to be confident in answering questions, though.

Progress on the Bill's so far...

They're all naked.

I am still 100% completely and utterly sure that this is perfectly good idea. And having the amount of them being a multiple 3 probably makes it even better! I don't think they're too happy being so close to the fez, though...

Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant.