Coca Cola Rejected My Business Offer ☹️

The list got so long it literally ran out of space

I got to the point after watching the credits where I started expecting to see

Alex Hirsch as the voice of: everybody

Over The Garden Wall where nothing is different except Wirt is wearing a sick pair of Nike Dunks

debating on giving my future child the middle name something like "awesome" or "danger", like, just so that they could be cooler than everyone else and never lie in convenient circumstances

I want everyone to know I really like sharks

Matt "bisexual hipster" Hooper

Martin "token straight" Brody

(N/A) "20 dollars is 20 dollars" Quint

Nobody likes marine life as much as I do

Except for people who like dolphins

Everyone likes dolphins more than me

If highschool doesn't kill me, I will.

😔

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Kale

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

I got the Book of Bill today and nearly peed my pants, because using the bathroom meant that I had to stop reading