Kale

why is there nothing left

why did it blink on organ

Hyacinthus starter pack

No, you don't understand. The DOG MAN MOVIE comes out soon.

my cousin was appalled when I told him that Snivy is my favourite pokemon.

"...your favourite *starter*, right???"

No, dear boy. You poor 8 year old. I don't understand what your quarrel with Snivy is, but it's my favourite. I will not live my life in shame.

Do you ever

stop trying to get me arrested. I know what you're trying to get me to admit. It's not gonna happen. They'll never take me alive or willingly.

debating on giving my future child the middle name something like "awesome" or "danger", like, just so that they could be cooler than everyone else and never lie in convenient circumstances

Hey i hate the word ‘continuum’

Why the hell

I think I'm done liking things. I've already liked everything and now there's nothing left and I'm bored