The List Got So Long It Literally Ran Out Of Space

Every time I hear someone say "each to their own" instead of "to each their own", I kill a fairy.

The first half of the school year always stresses me out because what do you mean I have to go through this all again??

Second half of the year is fine, it's 'yippee!! school's almost over!!'

First half is a nightmare because I feel like I've gone back in time and have to repeat school.

I just feel like I've gone nowhere and will continue to go nowhere and it's horrible and stressful and I hate it

Hey i hate the word ‘continuum’

Why the hell

If highschool doesn't kill me, I will.

why is there nothing left

I'm playing "darts" with my cousin (modified version to fit his 8 year old brain) and he got 9 and 12. He said "I got 21" and I said "actually 9 plus 10 equals 21".

He proceeded to make fun of me for my subpar math skills.

What has the world come to.

what does this mean bro why is tumblr doing this

the takeaway is that detailing a cake using a plastic bag with a hole cut in it is actually hard

My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.

we don't know how to decorate cakes

meow

I think a girl is trying to sapphic rizz me because she just asked me if she's the sun or the moon