I Got The Book Of Bill Today And Nearly Peed My Pants, Because Using The Bathroom Meant That I Had To

Nobody likes marine life as much as I do

Except for people who like dolphins

Everyone likes dolphins more than me

What if I had an OC and she was a pokemon trainer and (secretly) she was just me but if my life went right for once (if pokemon were real)

I think the reason they say that the opposite of love is indifference is because really, there's nothing more romantic than having one person you obsessively, passionately hate.

my history teacher took points off an assignment because one of my answers came back as 'ai'

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

I DONT USE AI.

I AM ACTUALLY AN AVID AI HATER. I DID ALL OF MY WORK ON. MY. OWN. I DONT USE AI FOR ANYTHING AND NOW MY GRADES ARE GETTING UNFAIRLY DOCKED BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID AI CHECKER.

MY HARD WORK IS BEING UNDERMINED BECAUSE OF AI. I HATE MY LIFE BRO

I've had journal 3 for a thousand billion years but I never read it because it was my brother's.

Lucky for him, I'm in the most hardcore gravity falls phase I've ever been in in my life, so I WILL be stealing it from him.

I'm not very conventionally attractive, but I DO know all the words to 'The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny' by Lemon Demon, so that HAS to count for something.

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I think I'm done liking things. I've already liked everything and now there's nothing left and I'm bored

If highschool doesn't kill me, I will.

I want everyone to know I really like sharks