Do You Shave? Wax? Or Nair? Or None Of The Above?

Text: Yanny

Rory: Thomas is being a asshole I am mad. I think i might skin him. Maybe.

Rory: HE WAS MEAN TO ME WHEN I WAS TRYING TO MAKE HIM SMILE

Laurel: Can I at least have some context regarding the conversation babycakes?

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↳ @sittingonourlaurels commented:

YES MOMMA. YOU’RE KILLING IT! 👏👏👏

masonmahir​:

“You did what?” Mason questioned, “Dude, that’s so not fair, where’s the invites? Omg did you go with Ror? That’s real rude if you did…” Mason huffed, clutching his heart in feigned hurt, “But you know what, that’s what you get for leaving me out, yeah, payback by karma!” Not that Mason was having a top-of-the-notch morning himself, but Laurel didn’t need to know that she was the third customer he messed up this morning, he just wished he had a cooler reason to be sleep deprived, “Oh hey, market on me!”

“To be fair, I thought you were completely knocked out on the couch again and thought it’d be rude of me to wake you from your beauty sleep. Not that you need anymore of it,” she complimented, punctuated with a wink. “I was thinking of inviting Rory and then remembered a week ago I thought I heard her say something about having a dream where she drowned me and thought it’d be best to just... not. I love that woman--but I also love being alive.”

“That’s my problem though--I have no idea how to market it. What do I say to you? Would you like me to wax your eyebrows and add glitter to your lids?”

thomas-nakamura​:

“You know, if you spend more time walking around in a specific neighborhood, rather than relying on cars most of the time, you can actually stumble upon some pretty neat finds,” Thomas said, casually showing around a passerby. “Hole-in-the-wall restaurants, neat antique shops, you name it. You’d be surprised what kind of books you’d find in a no-name shop.”

“You’re really speaking my language,” Laurel muffled with a mouth full of soft pretzel. “I never would have seen this pretzel place next to the enchilada place if it wasn’t for you.” It was actually a lie--Laurel had been to that pretzel place plenty of time before this moment but she didn’t want Thomas to feel bad as a tour guide. When she first moved to the city, she explored Portland through every nook and cranny. It was rare that there was a hole-in-the-wall place she didn’t know about. “What about local artists? Are there ways you can stumble upon them by aimlessly wandering?”

livvy-and-dead​:

“You really should’ve,” Livvy said, almost ignoring the little kiss on their cheek (though they were never good at that – it didn’t take a genius to see little dipples forming on Livvy’s cheeks). “Have you at least seen Hush? Or even Us? Do you even watch any horror?”

“Of course I’ve seen Us! I’m not that deprived of modern cinema. You underestimate me, hon.” She turned and draped her legs - and although she was only five-foot-four, her legs were disproportionately long compared to her torso - over Livvy’s thighs. Their relationship was more intimacy by way of fiery kisses and desperate grasps rather than deep conversations and affection, but Laurel disregarded that aspect. “Does Halloweentown count as horror? If so, I’d survive that one. Other situations, you’d have to be by my side.”

Text: Yanny

Rory: I WAS MAKING HIM A GAY FAN

Laurel: Needs more context.

masonmahir​:

for: @startingportbay​ location: barista, coffee shop time: approx. 8 am

“Dang, soz my dude,” Mason said for what seemed to be the millionth time that morning, “Uh..fourth time’s the charm right?” They could say this never happens, but that would be a lie, the day was already off to a terrible start, did Mason really want to make it worse by lying? It was a simple order and for him to get it wrong three times was just next level messed up, “Sleep deprivation is a killer, let me tell ya, I do hope you’re having a better day than me.”

“Other than the fact that I also overslept so I’m late for our Thursday morning store meetings? My day is going spectacular,” she tightly grinned. “If only skinny dipping in the complex pool until the break of dawn didn’t have such severe consequences.” Laurel rubbed her forehead, lightly glaring at the cup of coffee that Mason, once again, botched. “I haven’t been able to book any esti appointments for tonight. Need to find someway to market business without the beauty popo hopping on my jock.”

★ ━  ( alisha boe,   cis female,   she/her )  ━ ★   just to be clear, ya didn’t get this information from me.   The person you’re lookin’ for is   LAUREL JANE WALKER (NEÉ MATLIND).  also known as   LJ.    Last I heard they were born on   JUNE - 29 - 1994   in    BALTIMORE, MARYLAND,   and they’ve been livin’ here in   RICHMOND,    for about    FIVE YEARS.   Word around the districts is,   LJ   can be  ALOOF,   IMPATIENT,   and    QUICK-TEMPERED, but alls I seen is good things, like the fact that they’re   LOYAL,   SELF-SUFFICIENT,   and    RESOURCEFUL,   but guess that depends on how well ya know ‘em.   The last thing ya need to know is that they work as an ASSISTANT MANAGER FOR CROSSROADS MUSIC and I don’t know much about what that’s like but I do know that’s all I can tell ya the rest you gotta find out on ya, own.

hi my friends! my name is lia, your resident filipin-ho (my bf made this pun) and self-designated bimbo pixie! if you wanna chat you can message me here or on discord! trixie tang 💋#5650

and this is my baby laurel, who quite honestly, this is my first time playing her and i’m so excited to flesh her out even further by plotting with all you beautiful people!

Here are a few tidbits about her:

MBTI:  ENFP PERSONALITY TYPE: The Catalyst (Innovation x Passion) COMMON ARCHETYPE: The Explorer FAVORITE MOVIE: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) FAVORITE MUSIC ARTIST: Mariah Carey QUICK BACKGROUND: Ran away from home after her high school graduation to elope and is now disowned by her parents. PETS: American Short-Haired Cat named Einstein

She is currently still legally married to her high school sweetheart who left her a month into their “marriage.” So her married name is Walker whereas she was born Matlind. 

She’s also an UNLICENSED esthetician - so do with that what you will!

She’s also a member of MENSA but she would never mention that to anybody. 

She hasn’t dated seriously since she and her “husband” split - a few hookups here and there.

She is bisexual. Little bisexual baby.

One of her favorite things to tell people when she first meets them is that  Kim Rhodes - the actress who plays the mom from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody once came into Crossroads to buy a first edition Joni Mitchell album. 

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

Existing/New beauty clients

Recurring customers that come into Crossroads

Friends

Roommate (maybe?)

Old hookups

Anything at all really!

‘Roommates’ Moodboard

‘At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book…’

( @masonmahir​ , @laureljanes , @thomas-nakamura )

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