Seungmin: I Don't Consider Myself Hip.

hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.

[Jeongin reading a French child book]

Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-

Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.

Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.

Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.

Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.

Changbin:

Felix: Why do you hate me so much?

Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..

Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.

Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

Chan: My name is Chan.

Chan: But you can call me

Chan: *clumsily puts on sunglasses*

Chan: Anytime.

Seungmin: Some people are like slinkies.

Chan: What?

Seungmin: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Chan:

Chan: Please don’t push Changbin down the stairs.

Seungmin: You can’t stop me.

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

[Chan picking Stray Kids member]

Chan: So, tell me..why should I pick you as Skz member?

Minho: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?

Chan, whispering: Can he do that?

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: Hey, Woojin-hyung!

Woojin: Okay, what the hell? Chan just called and said that you abandoned him to get a classified information from his computer.

Woojin:-and licked a roll of antique stamps.

Felix: The stamps were on me. I was curious of how old glue taste like.

Felix: Answer: it taste like a horse lollipop.