Did I Fight Monsters Last Night Wth Did I Wake Up With A Cracked Phone Screen 💀

Saying "I wish I had your problem" to someone is so dismissive my God pls learn social skills

The whole "Sherlock Holmes still believes in a geocentric universe" bit is funny, yeah, but it always makes me wonder about what massive blind spots might exist in my knowledge. What assumptions am I carrying that would make an expert in the field go "You idiot, that was disproven in the Middle Ages"

So.... a few years ago I bought some med for about 100? 200? bucks at a private clinic. Yesterday I went to a gov hospital to get the same med and.......... it was about 7 bucks.......... and I didn't even have to pay anything. I mean, I know that our healthcare in terms of how much we have to pay is pretty affordable but I didn't realize this med was literally free.

Me: *googling my symptoms but they be giving me articles about cancer*

I'm really not a fan of 'audiobooks' that turn out to be just... voice actors acting out dialogues with some background sound effects and that's it. Those are not books to me? More like reading out scripts, or the audio version of films. I want the content to be read like a book, with paragraphs of descriptions and whatnot.

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

me: *having the ability to understand toddlers' gibberish even tho I've just met them*

me: *being their interpreter*

Youtube: "...pluto is alive and it isn't as calm as it seems-"

Me: mood

Me, who hasn't experienced real snow, ever, in my life, finding out about snow blindness:

Scorpio ASC, Pluto 1H, Pluto dominant.

Children: They stare. A lot. They just stare. Non-stop staring sometimes.

Animals: Idk if it's just the place or what, but I've been visited by stray cats (that 'ask' for food) in every place that I have rented. It's pretty easy for me to make stray cats warm up to me. Birds are something else tho, they often drop dead on my lawn. I rarely see other animals.

ASTRO QUESTION❔

People with strong Pluto/8th house/Lilith influence, how do children react to you? Are children often afraid of you?

My oldest sister have Pluto in the 10th house and Lilith in the 1st and children are often afraid of her but animals LOVE her and are extremely drawn to her. My youngest sister have Moon in the 1st house and children are so drawn to her but animals are not.