Me: *googling My Symptoms But They Be Giving Me Articles About Cancer*

people: this is how to tap into your dark feminine energy!

also people: *lists down basic things humans can do to stay healthy and productive*

Looking at these pretty mood boards of fs i wonder why the hell im still not doing it for myself

every time i want to start a tarot reading i yawn like crazy like what is this biology

I like that my phone always autocorrects "neurodivergent" into "biodiversity." That's right. My friends and I all fill different niches in our social ecosystems.

I think..... out of all mobile applications that should not have technical problems that persist more than 5 minutes— is mobile banking. I do not care if it's not realistic. Banks should hire as many qualified people as possible to make sure their damn app is working as smoothly as possible, especially when they give their clients no other choice besides to use their damn fucking app to make a fucking transaction.

Rich people be like "this bag is 15k bucks" and it's the ugliest bag you have ever seen

Saying "I wish I had your problem" to someone is so dismissive my God pls learn social skills

There are many things I usually go through before choosing a place to rent. For example, do the neighbours have dogs? That's a no because people here don't know how to be a responsible dog owner, most owned dogs bark at everything that moves. I also check for the water pressure, the internet connection, the electrical appliances and whatnot.

But I have never thought I needed to consider the possibility of having a neighbour who likes to sing his lungs out every fucking day every morning and afternoon. I have considered neighbours who like to talk loudly, but not this shit.

Me: *chooses to spend my time editing slides' colours and design instead of studying for my test next week or writing my paper*

Me: *feeling stressed out bcs today is another day I postponed those and now things become more urgent and deadlines are closer*

so apparently women generally see my fs as stubborn