Saying "I Wish I Had Your Problem" To Someone Is So Dismissive My God Pls Learn Social Skills

You know those trivial things that you know are not important, but they annoy you so much?

I hate those videos that begin with "reasons why you should NOT do something" and then proceed to give positive reasons why you should do it.

There are many things I usually go through before choosing a place to rent. For example, do the neighbours have dogs? That's a no because people here don't know how to be a responsible dog owner, most owned dogs bark at everything that moves. I also check for the water pressure, the internet connection, the electrical appliances and whatnot.

But I have never thought I needed to consider the possibility of having a neighbour who likes to sing his lungs out every fucking day every morning and afternoon. I have considered neighbours who like to talk loudly, but not this shit.

The whole "Sherlock Holmes still believes in a geocentric universe" bit is funny, yeah, but it always makes me wonder about what massive blind spots might exist in my knowledge. What assumptions am I carrying that would make an expert in the field go "You idiot, that was disproven in the Middle Ages"

Me: *got locked out of my bedroom* oh no

My Virgo Mars ass: while waiting for help let's sweep and mop the floor at least you'll get something done

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

ah man the scammers have started calling my new number. I've just recently updated my online accounts info... that's probably why... but the problem is idk which website it was that leaked my number 🫠.

I'm genuinely sick of this. I had to change my previous number because of a stupid gov app that leaked my number to scammers. Have got 50+ scam calls throughout the years bro. It was insanely annoying.

when you're second hand experiencing a fandom through your mutuals and you start to pick faves even though you have no idea who any of these people are

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

Me: i need to stop doing many things im tired i need some rest

Me: *rests*

Also me: im bored

I like that my phone always autocorrects "neurodivergent" into "biodiversity." That's right. My friends and I all fill different niches in our social ecosystems.