People: This Is How To Tap Into Your Dark Feminine Energy!

the "I'm just some guy" neutrality movement helped me so much more than "everyone is hot and beautiful" positivity movement ever did tbh

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

when you're second hand experiencing a fandom through your mutuals and you start to pick faves even though you have no idea who any of these people are

Me: *googling my symptoms but they be giving me articles about cancer*

I just ate the fried chicken I bought 12 hours ago and kept at room temperature (health hazard some people say) and now I'm feeling weird I just hope my south east asian stomach is strong enough to handle whatever potential food poisoning this is. Amen.

So my pills went missing and I was lowkey panicking I had searched everywhere on my table bcs I knew I did not move the thing anywhere else.

I was tired of searching for it so I asked tarot. 4 of Pentacles, 8 of Cups, Knight of Cups. Since 4 of Pentacles gave off withdrawn and protective energy, I got the impression that the thing was still in my private space (a.k.a my room), but was stuck somewhere in between other things because the dude was holding the coin so tightly. I also probably had checked the 'place' but I 'walked away' before I realized it.

Well. It was stuck in between the pages of my social psychology book... I love social psychology... and I had checked my books several times before that but I didn't see the pills 🤦🏻‍♀️

Youtube: "...pluto is alive and it isn't as calm as it seems-"

Me: mood

Me: *got locked out of my bedroom* oh no

My Virgo Mars ass: while waiting for help let's sweep and mop the floor at least you'll get something done

It's interesting how these people who encourage you to start a certain business often only show their annual revenue. Like. Where's the monthly revenue sir? Also tell us how many sales you make per month? And the cost of course