Me: *having The Ability To Understand Toddlers' Gibberish Even Tho I've Just Met Them*

If I got money every time I fixed people's references I would have been rich. Many of these people cannot be taught either.

me: *sees the customer service employee type a series of numbers and click enter without checking it 2736127312 times*

me and my OCD: how does it feel like to be god's favourite?

Adulthood makes a lot of things feel bland. I bought this one game I know the child me would have enjoyed, but when I played the game all I got was a splitting headache and feeling meh about it.

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

People wanting a character being all good and moral and getting defensive when other people highlight the character's flaws............

Some people have no idea how to be in a relationship. If you want to act like you are single with your "it's my right to do this or that" without caring about how your action is going to impact your relationship and your partner, if compromise to you sounds like your rights being taken away from you, then don't be in a relationship. Be single.

I just had a boost of motivation to be productive so I started writing on my little whiteboard planner but apparently I used a permanent marker.....

all my energy had to be spent on cleaning the damn whiteboard and now im tiRed

There are many things I usually go through before choosing a place to rent. For example, do the neighbours have dogs? That's a no because people here don't know how to be a responsible dog owner, most owned dogs bark at everything that moves. I also check for the water pressure, the internet connection, the electrical appliances and whatnot.

But I have never thought I needed to consider the possibility of having a neighbour who likes to sing his lungs out every fucking day every morning and afternoon. I have considered neighbours who like to talk loudly, but not this shit.

So.... a few years ago I bought some med for about 100? 200? bucks at a private clinic. Yesterday I went to a gov hospital to get the same med and.......... it was about 7 bucks.......... and I didn't even have to pay anything. I mean, I know that our healthcare in terms of how much we have to pay is pretty affordable but I didn't realize this med was literally free.

Me, when people (read: Saturnians) want to compete in a suffering competition by saying that Saturn's effect is worse than Pluto's and that they experience hardship more often: