Every Morning I Wake Up And Make The Worst Possible Time Management Decisions Anyone Has Ever Made

the "I'm just some guy" neutrality movement helped me so much more than "everyone is hot and beautiful" positivity movement ever did tbh

Looking at these pretty mood boards of fs i wonder why the hell im still not doing it for myself

To think that I stay up until 3 fuckin AM thanks to excel

every time i want to start a tarot reading i yawn like crazy like what is this biology

Wanting to teach myself mandarin but i ended up feeling like i was deciphering sounds that sounded the same

One thing I really cant understand is when people think a certain illness affects people the same way with the same level of pain.

Like... I'm sorry do people share bodies or something? Is your body their body and vice versa? Is that why you think your experience is universal?

Me: *got locked out of my bedroom* oh no

My Virgo Mars ass: while waiting for help let's sweep and mop the floor at least you'll get something done

If I had known that saying I'm a full time student could stop these weird callers from trying to persuade me to register for whatever plans they have I would have said it earlier!!! Wasted 5 minutes.

me: *having the ability to understand toddlers' gibberish even tho I've just met them*

me: *being their interpreter*

I'm determined to listen to Until I Found You until I throw up the melody.