To Think That I Stay Up Until 3 Fuckin AM Thanks To Excel

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Your sixth most recent emoji predicts how you’ll feel about life in 10 years

people: this is how to tap into your dark feminine energy!

also people: *lists down basic things humans can do to stay healthy and productive*

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

Did I fight monsters last night wth did I wake up with a cracked phone screen 💀

i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

Me: *chooses to spend my time editing slides' colours and design instead of studying for my test next week or writing my paper*

Me: *feeling stressed out bcs today is another day I postponed those and now things become more urgent and deadlines are closer*

The whole "Sherlock Holmes still believes in a geocentric universe" bit is funny, yeah, but it always makes me wonder about what massive blind spots might exist in my knowledge. What assumptions am I carrying that would make an expert in the field go "You idiot, that was disproven in the Middle Ages"

So.... a few years ago I bought some med for about 100? 200? bucks at a private clinic. Yesterday I went to a gov hospital to get the same med and.......... it was about 7 bucks.......... and I didn't even have to pay anything. I mean, I know that our healthcare in terms of how much we have to pay is pretty affordable but I didn't realize this med was literally free.

the "I'm just some guy" neutrality movement helped me so much more than "everyone is hot and beautiful" positivity movement ever did tbh