If I Had Known That Saying I'm A Full Time Student Could Stop These Weird Callers From Trying To Persuade

Did I fight monsters last night wth did I wake up with a cracked phone screen 💀

I'm determined to listen to Until I Found You until I throw up the melody.

can someone else study for me and then let me download the knowledge from their brain by connecting it to my brain or something. on that note, human beings really need to advance faster and create that kind of product bcs I need it. I'd rate it 1 star if I accidentally downloaded other people's trauma tho

The whole "Sherlock Holmes still believes in a geocentric universe" bit is funny, yeah, but it always makes me wonder about what massive blind spots might exist in my knowledge. What assumptions am I carrying that would make an expert in the field go "You idiot, that was disproven in the Middle Ages"

Me, these past few days, dealing with things suddenly appearing and disappearing:

people: this is how to tap into your dark feminine energy!

also people: *lists down basic things humans can do to stay healthy and productive*

just because I say they might do X for Y reason, it doesn't mean I believe X should be done for Y reason, it doesn't mean I think X should only be done for Y reason, and it doesn't mean Y is the only reason possible for X.

a lot of people argue against shit that wasn't even said and doesn't fucking exist.

people taking your analysis of a situation and report of other people's pov as your personal opinion and beliefs really spike my stress level

There are many things I usually go through before choosing a place to rent. For example, do the neighbours have dogs? That's a no because people here don't know how to be a responsible dog owner, most owned dogs bark at everything that moves. I also check for the water pressure, the internet connection, the electrical appliances and whatnot.

But I have never thought I needed to consider the possibility of having a neighbour who likes to sing his lungs out every fucking day every morning and afternoon. I have considered neighbours who like to talk loudly, but not this shit.

I like that my phone always autocorrects "neurodivergent" into "biodiversity." That's right. My friends and I all fill different niches in our social ecosystems.

so apparently women generally see my fs as stubborn