We NEED To Talk About The Stuff Alfred Has Done.

Ok that is Adorable and FINALY a reason that Dick mom called him Robin

I wonder how the batkids would react to the reasoning behind the nickname?

Hello tumblr here’s a comic panel redraw for u bc I love theym <3

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I just thought of a au where all the Batkids are kind of like mob bosses but more in a “Red hood/kill the bad people in the city but leave the not so horrible ones to reform” way. But Bruce is good dad Bruce that love his kids and is a normal civilian that still has training form ether Alfred or still when on the travel the world training thing. But did not become Batman and is like the Batfamily webtoon Bruce. In which he is sweet and calls his kids nicknames just being a good dad/person.

Wether Bruce knows what his kids are doing is up to anyone to interpret but I think it is funny either way because the Batkids are in the living room talking about some plan then Bruce comes in and is like: Hello Jason, Dick, Damian, Tim, Cass, Steph, Duke (did I forget any base kids?) while giving them a kiss on their head. Goes and gets something and while he is leaving he hears “Thank goodness we switch to a different topic before he can in” and Bruce just smiles because he knows but does not want to put them out there.

(Babs is in the “secret” Batcave)

I new already but yes that is the reason that Batman did not kill the Joker because it would cause a whole war thing.

(I edited my response thanks to someone comment)

Evil Baha Blast I am DIEING 😂

I hc that Bruce randomly drops lore about his life before he became Batman.

The Justice League, The Titians, young Justice and all other superhero groups are at the watch tower no one knows that Batfamily even execets even Wally only knows Dick is Nightwing and Bruce is Batman ONLY. But Bruce is under the assumtion that they know his identaity becuase it has been over a century they have to know right?

Training in separate groups and there is a break with everyone on couches talking

Batman starts speaking and everyone stops what they are doing: This remindes me of Nick.

Superman: Who is Nick, Batman

Oh I never did mention him did I? By Nick I mean Saint Nikolus or Santa

EVreyone: SANTA?!?!?!

Yes? How else was I supposed to learn how to sneak around Superman?

Wait! I thoungh you said that you trained under *List of assassion supervillians that get worse with every name*?!?!?

WHAT?

I did but Saint Nickolus was the best at stealth

The people of the younger side (-Tim): I thought Santa was make beleive?

Batman confused:N-

Red Hood & all the other batkids (-Tim): SANTA IS REAL??! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US DAD?!?!

Everyone:DAD?!?!

Wally: I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD A CRIME LORD AND HERO SIBLINGS?!?!

Nightwing: Did you think they did nothing when we went out ?

Wally: YES

Everyone: You knew!

Wally: I knew that Batman was Nightwings dad nothing more.

Barry: You did not think to let me know?!?!

Wally: Oh sure and get killed by Batman!

Superboy 1: Why are you not surprised by any of this Red Robin?

Red Robin: I killed Santa

What!

Red Robin: BUT he is ok now!

( I'm pretty sure he doesn't get revived but for this he's revived)

I would finnish but it is Mid-night and I want to go to bed

I saw a fic or post on Tumblr that had a talk between I think Alfred and Dick (or Jason?). Where he explained that "Master" is used for kids and then Dick relised every time Alfred calls Bruce "Master Bruce" he is saying that Bruce is a kid or "Kid Bruce" and it will never not be funny to me.

Ok so post-Red hood and Batman fuid. Bruce and Jason have a good relationship ( do not make this weird) and Jason know only kills on rare acashions and Bruce is like "I'll take it". Because he lossed his kid and Jason sometimes calls him "Dad" Then one day Jason corners a thug or like a roage (maybe the Joker) and it goes something like this:

Red Hood: Where is -----?!

Thug: I-I don't know!

Red Hood:Well find out or this bullet is going in your head

(Batman passing over head)

Thug:Batman help!

Batman: Hn (hello Hood)

Red Hood:Hey dad

Thug:DAD!?!

(No one belevies him till others find out then it is a whole new thing)

(On an unrelated note I love the idea that Bruce calls Jason sweetheart)

Emergency Gotham News

The Wayne charity gala in honor of Jason Todd's return after being in witness protection was attacked by the Joker and the youngest Wayne,Damian Wayne, is being held at gun point.

The news lady puts a hand over her ear

We just got confirmation that one of our Videographer where able to patch us through.

(A video pops up zooming in it shows the fallowing):

The Joker,on the left, with the gun pointed at Damian and on the right you can clearly see Bruce Wayne. With each of the other official and non-official Wayne kids being held by two henchmen each.

Joker:--Oh look where is your knight in shining armor now?

Bruce *yelling*: What do you want? (As the Joker puts the gun closer to Damian's head)

Joker: I herd from a little birdy that you and my batsy where together. Now I can't have that now can I? So I decided that for every five minutes it takes for Batsy to show I will kill one of your kides and the Grand Finale? Yo-

He was cut of by a sharp punch to the face by non other then Bruce Wayne,Gotham's Prince.

Bruce Wayne: Not my kids you, Bitch

It was silent for a second before all hell went lose

All the Wayne kids suddenly started to attack the henchman that where holding them, while Bruce looked Damian over and then pulled him behind him.

When everything cleared on the screen you could clearly see and hear Bruce fussing over his children and then he breathed a sign of relief. It the now totaly silent room the only thing that was herd was,"Thank God I listened to Alfred when he said to take those Taekwondo lessons when I was in Korea last month."

Live video Ended

Part 2/?? Of my Hyperfixatin

Batfamily Headcanons/ideas

The batfamily but they are all biologically Bruce's kids is amazing but what if only some of his kids were biologically his like two or three of his kids are biologically his ( maybe Damian is the only one NOT biologically his)

DC x Dp I found a fanfic where the pit in Jason was inhim for so long that when they got it out it was a neverborn which I find as a intereasing and cool idea because Jason know has to raise a baby with power while learning to control his own

Bruce looks at Damian and sees himself sooo when he wants to get Damian to relax he gives him something that is in Damians words "childish" and tell him something like "There is no way someone can make a the Manor from this building blocks" than Damian makes a EXACT replica of the Manor.

Danny Phantom

Danny sees Dani as a daughter

Ghost King Danny

Danny has beef with Constiantian and The Justice League

Dani de-ages because of a almost death by the GIW

Danny goes on a rampage because on his deathday Dani goes missing

Mama Ghosts are hostile when they have their baby near them

Danny may or may not be trans depending on the day in my little bubble

You know the idea of Danny puts Dan and Dani core in himself for safe keeping I like that AU it is a cool cosept

Clockwork is Danny's Ghost parent

Danny's Ghost age is does not start when he dies it is either half the time from him living is his death age till he finally dies like Human 1 year since half death = 6 month old ghost child

Or another way is only the time he is Phantom counts as his "death age"

Clockwork and Alfred are immortal husbands

Danny feel in love with Bruce/Batman partly because of how protective he is of his family