I hc that Bruce randomly drops lore about his life before he became Batman.
The Justice League, The Titians, young Justice and all other superhero groups are at the watch tower no one knows that Batfamily even execets even Wally only knows Dick is Nightwing and Bruce is Batman ONLY. But Bruce is under the assumtion that they know his identaity becuase it has been over a century they have to know right?
Training in separate groups and there is a break with everyone on couches talking
Batman starts speaking and everyone stops what they are doing: This remindes me of Nick.
Superman: Who is Nick, Batman
Oh I never did mention him did I? By Nick I mean Saint Nikolus or Santa
EVreyone: SANTA?!?!?!
Yes? How else was I supposed to learn how to sneak around Superman?
Wait! I thoungh you said that you trained under *List of assassion supervillians that get worse with every name*?!?!?
WHAT?
I did but Saint Nickolus was the best at stealth
The people of the younger side (-Tim): I thought Santa was make beleive?
Batman confused:N-
Red Hood & all the other batkids (-Tim): SANTA IS REAL??! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US DAD?!?!
Everyone:DAD?!?!
Wally: I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD A CRIME LORD AND HERO SIBLINGS?!?!
Nightwing: Did you think they did nothing when we went out ?
Wally: YES
Everyone: You knew!
Wally: I knew that Batman was Nightwings dad nothing more.
Barry: You did not think to let me know?!?!
Wally: Oh sure and get killed by Batman!
Superboy 1: Why are you not surprised by any of this Red Robin?
Red Robin: I killed Santa
What!
Red Robin: BUT he is ok now!
( I'm pretty sure he doesn't get revived but for this he's revived)
I would finnish but it is Mid-night and I want to go to bed
Both Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are Billionaires with to much money and never had a 'normal' childhood. So I saw this meme (go to the bottom to see meme) and I was like what if they were in the same universe so :
*Bruce calling Tony* (PS Tony knows Bruce is Batman)
Bruce: Hey Tony
Tony: Hey Bruce what do you need?
Bruce: I was looking online and it says that you own Netflix and I was wondering how much
Tony: How much what
Bruce: How much it takes to buy it
Tony: OH quick question. Why?
Bruce: Duke asked if I could get Netflix
Tony: Ok I made this mistake before. Go ask him if he wants a Netflix ACCOUNT
Bruce: O-k
*All Tony hears this*
Bruce:Hey Duke do you want a Neftlix account *a pause* Ok thank you chum
*Back to Tony*
Bruce: Ya so he says that he wants an account and what else he could be asking about
Tony: Thought so. Peter asked me the same thing and I made the same mistake
Bruce: Ok thank you Tony have a good evening
Tony: Bye Bruce
Imagine Jason Todd and Cassandra (Cass) Wayne (because there is no way she is keeping the last name "Cain") where bio siblings (twins or something) and Bruce only found out after Jason died.
Now Bruce has to deal with Jason's death (please get some therapy) Dick finding out about said death, a new daughter ( because no way is he turning away his sons sister and this small pint-sized child that appeared at his door. ( And there is a up and coming Crime Boss ) ( maybe add baby Damian too)
Counter AU is when Jason tries finds if he has any relatives he find out he has a older (because I find it funny that Cass is older then Jason because he is built like a brick wall) sister.
I am bored so what are some headcanons you have about the Batfamily?
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Tell me WHY I saw these two Meme on My for you page one right after the other:
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Not as trans but like in acting and sometimes dressing what if Annabeth was Masc or male coded and Percy was fem or female coded. Maybe like the things they do that are tipikly female or masculine like Percy could do gymnastics and Annabeth can lift really heavy weaths (I do not know) . Also Percy in a dress is incredible!!!
The last one of Annabeth was made by :
on Pintresit
Was this an exuce to show Percy in a dress and Annabeth in a suit yes kind of. I like the idea of Percy doing gymnastics or ballet and people being shocked that this 6'1 kind of bulky kind of lean guy doing ballet or gymnastics.
(Percy kind of looks like Jason Todd and I can not unseen it)
As a non-diagnosed Autistic person with friends that are diagnosed I feel I have some ground to say that Bruce is autistic and has a hard time communicating like me on some days. So when he talks about emotions they are private moments between him and his kid that he is talking to. Maybe it is not his kids is his co-worker (friend) from the JLA, Jim Gorden (friend), Babs (pseudo daughter),Lucios Fox (friend), Alfred (the man he thinks of as a father).
Please remember that no one person is the same and this is only partly my opinion and that you can agree or disagree with me but there is no reason to comment hate.
Art based off this fic where Hunter discovers another grimwalker made by Belos after watching and waiting