Ok So Post-Red Hood And Batman Fuid. Bruce And Jason Have A Good Relationship ( Do Not Make This Weird)

Ok so post-Red hood and Batman fuid. Bruce and Jason have a good relationship ( do not make this weird) and Jason know only kills on rare acashions and Bruce is like "I'll take it". Because he lossed his kid and Jason sometimes calls him "Dad" Then one day Jason corners a thug or like a roage (maybe the Joker) and it goes something like this:

Red Hood: Where is -----?!

Thug: I-I don't know!

Red Hood:Well find out or this bullet is going in your head

(Batman passing over head)

Thug:Batman help!

Batman: Hn (hello Hood)

Red Hood:Hey dad

Thug:DAD!?!

(No one belevies him till others find out then it is a whole new thing)

(On an unrelated note I love the idea that Bruce calls Jason sweetheart)

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3 months ago

Fanfic week part 1/?

This week: Jason fanfic's

LOOK AT TAGS CAREFULLY BEFORE READING

I want to start by saying yes I am aware of what canon Jason is like but canon is my playpen and I am an unruly toddler

Hallucinating "Dead" Jason

Reality or Hallucinations; As Long As You're Here With Me by: KazeshiniSora 8 parts not finished talk of dead people/death (Jason) and implied rape (Dick)

Harder Than You Think (Telling Dreams From One Another) by: JaylaFireGal

Undead and Ghost by: llillilholillill

Recertification by: queenjean

Baby Jason

Batman: World's Best Jungle Gym by: misskitka

Dirty colors by: Oddball03 (alternete meeting)

Batman's Bat by: Samantha_Mark (poor Betsy she was a good bat 😭)

Red Hoods Idiot Co-workers/Employes

No Cops at Pride, Only Red Hood by: Xenia12

It begins.. (in a good way) by: Skelly_712

The Red Hood Gang by: Skelly_712

The Red Hood Monologue by: Chilli_W (The books!! Not the books!!)

(Call me Red Hood because I am book obsessed)


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1 month ago
Jason And Baby Damian From @lulurhythm Across The Sands !!

Jason and baby Damian from @lulurhythm Across the Sands !!

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1 month ago

Friendly reminder that I was so rudely reminded of: In the comics (some versions) the Joker is related to Bruce. That put a whole new definition of family problems. *Cough *Cough. Jason, Joker Junior, literally any of the Vigilantes.

Have a good day!!


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3 months ago

That third one is Tim with a white strip down the middle. I like them all to be honest.

(I like the forth one best though)

Some Jasons And Hairdos āœ‚ļø

some jasons and hairdos āœ‚ļø


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3 months ago

I need more soft quiet moments between Bruce and Damian

Damian newly coming to the Manor and not understanding the "rules" and "punishments" in the Manor.

Damian: Grandfather said I'm not to cry

Bruce:That is because Ra's Al Ghul is incapable of human emotion

Bruce: Your Ten

Bruce: You can cry if you feel like it

The original sound: https://www.tiktok.com/@mysticfalls_ae/video/7354226640009858305?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7475933631807112735

I have never watched Vampire Diaries


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4 months ago

Fanfic Needed

I like the idea of Good dad Bruce Wayne going and fighting Bad dad Bruce Wayne and taking Bad dad Bruce's kids.

(If there is a fic like this please Tell me)


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3 months ago

I new already but yes that is the reason that Batman did not kill the Joker because it would cause a whole war thing.

(I edited my response thanks to someone comment)

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3 months ago

I am still waiting, Hishe…

I Am Still Waiting, Hishe…

Kal: Bruce, there you are — what in the world?

Bruce: Hey Kal.

Kal: Who are all these kids?!

Bruce: My Bat Family. I’m a dad now.

Kal: Since when?!

Bruce: Since 1940. Try to keep up.

Kal: I thought it was just the one! Hi, Nightwing.

Dick: Hi Superman! Yeah, I have siblings now.

Kal: And how’s that working out?

Dick: Most of us have died at least once.

Kal: …What?

Bruce: Hey Kal, check it out. This one’s super smart, and we have matching coffee mugs.

Tim: :)

Bruce: This one…

Cass: …

Bruce: Actually, this one scares me. And this one glows in the dark! Heheh!

Duke: :D

Kal: I can see that…

Damian: Father, I’m hungry. When are we having dinner?

Bruce: How many criminals have you caught today?

Damian: *holds up three villains* Is this sufficient?

Bruce: Eh, it’s good enough. Here. *tosses him a tofu hotdog, like just the dog part* Keep working on it. Three more and you get the bun.

Kal: *horrified silence*

Dick: Hmph! When I was Robin, I could catch at least five criminals before dinner.

Tim: Oh my gosh, Dick, no one cares!

Jason: No one cares about anything in this stinkin’ family. Where were you all when I died, huh?!

Everyone: *groan*

Damian: Quit being such a drama queen, Todd! It’s not like losing your life is the end of the world!

Tim: Yeah!

Damian: You shut up. The only thing you’ve ever lost is your spleen.

Duke: And his parents.

Everyone except Damian: *parental trauma* AH!

Bruce: I told you never to mention that!

Kal: I can’t believe what I’m watching… Does Alfred know about this?!

Bruce: Yeah, totally, he’s cool with it.

Kal: *narrowing his eyes* I have a very hard time believing that.

Bruce: Well, he works for me, so shut up.

Kal: What about Catwoman?! Does Catwoman know about this?!

Bruce: *nervous* Um… well…

Damian: *suspicious* Who’s Catwoman?

Bruce: *very nervous* No one.

Dick: Oh, he is so dating Catwoman!

Tim: Why didn’t you tell us?!

Jason: What if we don’t want a step-mom, huh?!

Bruce: Woah, hold on now —

Duke: Look, you’re upsetting Batgirl!

Cass: …

Bruce: Alright, that’s enough! We’re not gonna talk about this anymore! Because —

Everyone: *annoyed* — you’re Batman!

Bruce: No! Because I said so! …And also, yes, because I’m Batman! Cause Batman says so!

Kal: *smirking* More like because you’re Bat-Dad.

Bruce: >:(

Kal: And hey, where’s Barbara? I thought she was Batgirl?

Bruce: *nervous* She was…

Kal: …Bruce, what did you do?

Dick: Oh, don’t worry, Superman, Barbara’s fine.

Kal: Oh, thank goodness.

Jason: She’s just paralysed from the waste down.

Kal: Bruce!

Bruce: It wasn’t my fault! She’s not even technicially my kid!

Kal: Bruce…

Bruce: Oh, don’t you ā€œBruceā€ me. I’ll ā€œBruceā€ you… ā€œBruceā€ you in the face.

Kal: Okay, that’s it, you are not allowed to find any more sidekicks starting right now!

Bruce: *holding up Harper* What about this one?

Kal: No!

Bruce: *holding up Spoiler* This one still has a parent — I can just be a mentor.

Kal: No!

Bruce: Well, gee, Kal, what am I supposed to do with all the orphans in Gotham, then, huh?!

Kal: Do you hear yourself right now?

Bruce: I have a system, Kal!

Kal: That’s it! There’s only way to solve this!

*Superman grabs Batman, and they fly off*

*Batman then appears on the couch in Therapist Spider-Man’s office from Across the Spider-Verse*

Therapist Spider-Man: Would you say you carry any trauma from your childhood?

Batman: *leans over* Do I have a story for you.


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3 months ago

I do not read alot (or any) of Omegaverse (because it makes no sence to me) but...

What is Bruce was strong like this and then his kids show up and it is like his face is GLOWING with happyness.

Bruce being an unapprochable Omega

His Kids come through the doors and he looks like night and day with how happy he looks it gives people wiplash with how fast the change happend.

*Next part is PLATONIC no batsecit here*

It does not matter if they are young but I also find it funny if it was Jason the walking brickwall that came up to Bruce and is like "Mama or Papa or Dad Mother" whatever you think it should be and kisses Bruce on the forhead and Bruce is beaming because "Oh his baby is here."

(I understand some people it is werid for kids to kiss their parents on the forhead or cheak but it is not for me in my culture)

Omegaverse AU. The annual Gotham Matchmaking Event was in full swing. Bruce Wayne, towering over the alphas and omegas around him, moved through the room with an unapproachable aura. The whispers followed him, just like they always did.

"Wayne’s so assertive. Doesn’t act like an omega at all," someone muttered.

"He should stop pretending to be above his station," another added with a laugh.

Bruce pretended not to hear them, his jaw tightening as he positioned himself near the door for an easy exit. If not for the fact that these matchmaking events were mandatory for all unmated omegas of age, he would have refused the invitation outright.

A new arrival caught his attention. The man’s tanned skin and wavy hair stood out, he didn’t seem to be from Gotham. His name tag read "Kal."

Bruce watched the foreigner as he mingled with the other guests. Kal’s alpha status was obvious, but unlike most alphas, he radiated warmth and charm. People naturally gravitated toward him, drawn to his approachable demeanor. The double standards grated on Bruce more than he cared to admit.

Until Kal’s gaze found his.

The alpha froze, wide-eyed as he stared at Bruce. Bruce glared at the shorter man. It usually kept alphas at bay.

No such luck. Kal approached him anyway.

"Have you heard of Kryptonian queens?" Kal asked.

Bruce blinked, caught off guard by the question. "What?"

"In Kryptonian legends, queens were the biggest, strongest omegas in the colony. They either earned the title by winning dominance battles or left to establish new colonies on distant outposts," Kal said, his voice filled with awe. "You’re like a legend brought to life."

Bruce’s guarded expression faltered. Despite the absurdity of the alpha’s words, there was something in his tone—genuine respect—that made him pause.

And Bruce found himself listening.


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