God: “Adam, I’ll Let You Name The Birds”

I love how Mario Party Games can be anywhere from “haha bake a cute lil cake” to “escape the burning hell fire on a collapsing bridge with nothing but a 90’s skateboard and your wits’’

I'm convinced that the TruMoo chocolate "milk" they serve at my school is why its failure rates are so high. There's no way it's not poison.

Behold, an actually well-written generic isekai protagonist!

Made this over a few sparse bursts of motivation. Anyway, hope ya like him!

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

Reddit thread

because they’re gay‼️

they can't die god won't let them

I hate it when people are like "Oh, humans are evil by nature". Not because I think it makes me a bad person, but because I'm evil by choice and I REALLY don't like my hard work reduced to mere natural talent. I fuckin WORKED for this status and you will NOT take that away from me!