Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

FLASH WARNING

@flying-fangirls this took me 10 minutes is CapCut but it was so worth it

“I should’ve been a hero instead of following my family’s legacy” a villain sighed to himself while rescuing civillians trapped under the rubbles of destroyed buildings caused by the reckless and arrogant hero who’s still telling the fakest story to his Twitch fans while striking poses

I am the Lorax

I speak for the trees

Mess with them

And I'll unleash the bees

The Lorass

bite him !!!! kill him !!!!!!

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????

oh btw this is your unfriendly and very aggressive reminder;

Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first posts. They gotta be funny. They gotta be irreverent! And most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.

If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation