They Can't Die God Won't Let Them

I just know in my heart of hearts that in "Star Trek" at one point, there was some moral panic somewhere on Vulcan (among the uppity sorts) because Human culture was "infecting" the local youth with their overly emotional, destructive, unproductive, frivolous, and uneducational ways.

And what was actually happening was that a bunch of Vulcan kids got really into 23rd-century "Minecraft" or something.

Small Vulcan child @ another Vulcan child: (in a tone that sounds flat to Humans but angry as hell to Vulcans) "You have compromised the optimization of my fortress. I am having an emotional urge to blow up your house... in Minecraft."

Arthur and Ford

So after Church on Ruby Road, what's everyone's theories on Mrs. Flood?

they were made for each other, your honor

Forget asking yourself "would I have been accused and put on trial for witchcraft during the witch hunts?", consider "could I have been accused and put on trial as a satanic abuser during the Satanic Panic?" Literally each and every one of you has something going on that could have gotten your asses in jail if someone was really determined to put you there, I promise you.

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

Ecosocialist praxis

Gandalf's big naturals this, Gandalf's big naturals that, what about Rincewind's big naturals, huh?

That's what he wants you to think

It’s now 2Am and I’m awake because I weirdly feel sad for Grimace. Why am I like this?