Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

“I should’ve been a hero instead of following my family’s legacy” a villain sighed to himself while rescuing civillians trapped under the rubbles of destroyed buildings caused by the reckless and arrogant hero who’s still telling the fakest story to his Twitch fans while striking poses

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

I hate it when people are like "Oh, humans are evil by nature". Not because I think it makes me a bad person, but because I'm evil by choice and I REALLY don't like my hard work reduced to mere natural talent. I fuckin WORKED for this status and you will NOT take that away from me!

Bet.

reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer

And YOU just wasted yours on "bUt YoU jUsT wAsTeD yOuRs On 'AlRiGhT gUyS, tHeRe'S a LoT oF pReSsUrE oN oUr FiRsT pOsT.' "

Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first posts. They gotta be funny. They gotta be irreverent! And most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.

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1: I'm neither a cis man or a trans woman (or whatever the fuck you say). I'm non binary, which is a subset of transgender.

2: Even if I was, most of them are chill.

3: Most people like porn. It's only a problem when it's an addiction, which most people don't have, regardless of gender.

4: I guess you're not gonna take anything from this and keep believing some fear mongering lie.

Also

>ruins pink and blue colour palette