Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

Alright I'm gonna say it, purposefully losing weight is fatphobic. You are literally afraid to exist with fat on your body, what else would you call that??

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

Here is your mission.

Wtf Temu? What even are these shoes?

big fan of a good shit-eating grin. like a ruckus-causing, pot-stirring type of grin. a smile that truly fucks around and finds out. anyway

Yeeeaaah sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah, we kinda gave him sequel in the form of an animated series that touched on some of the lore that the original movie never really got into. We kinda cancelled it after one season and never put it on any streaming services. Yeeaah, it kinda became a cult classic ten years later and some kid found all the episodes and uploaded them to YouTube, but we kinda took a bunch of em down for copyright. Yeah, sorry.