The Phone

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Ḑ̸̣͔͎̭̥̥͙̘̖̣̙̆͐͊͘ͅõ̶̡̞̣͖̞͚̂͆̎͝͝͠ ̵̢̪͎͇̃̄̒͋̌̈͐̍͒͛̚͝͝ŷ̷̧̢̛̥͎̻̺͕͗̈́͌̓̅̇̌͑͂̿̓͘̕ơ̵̧̲̞̫̖͕̠̜̺̲̑͌̉̇̉͋̀͂̐͌̽̈́̎̀û̴̧̨̧̦͉̹͙̗͈̫̤̥̎̋͜ͅ ̴͙̟̼̘̥̘̘̯̜̤̩̄͑͌̂̃̽̿̀̔̂̆͝͠w̷̞̎͋̈́̈́̋̉͌͛̂͝i̶̢̢̨̛̭̪̥̣̜̱̘̯̲͕̇̈́͆̔̔̌̏͛̈́̈͒͐̚͝ŝ̷͚̙̱̼̫͆͊̆̊͂h̷̨̧̲̟̜͙̜̟͈̳̦̔̃̿̎̄͆̐̄́͒̋͘͘͝ͅ ̷͎̹̩̱̩̃͊̐̃̆̍t̸̬̼̳͇̲̘̲͓͈̫̬͔͉̊̈́̀̓͑̆͆̿͐̉̅̇̈́̚ǫ̶̡̨̛̺̮͔̝̯̓́̏͋͐̉̍̓͒̽ ̵̨̪͉̪̟̱̝̠͈̯͆̃̆͛́͘͝ľ̸̡̧̗̗̯̤̹̖ȩ̴̛̪̪̼̙͚͙̜̥̳̬̯̞a̷̛̝̟͍̩͇̪̟͎̰̘̝̗ͅͅv̶̰͆ȩ̵̣͈̪̥͚̹̩̱̘̫̐̽͗̋̀͊̌̚?̵̨̳̻̯͙̩̻̰͇̟̈́̀̌̑̋͠

Ooooh come on! They could never prove people got basically “cabinet manned” even if I did that! But no my actual cabinet got broken after…. Stuff happened! and now I can’t retreat somewhere when the social battery is out.., or if I stole something I don’t want them to find! Don’t tell him I said that ;]

HELLLLOOOOO DO YOU! BY ANY CHANGE! HAVE A OLD ARCADE CABINET!?

oop, hello, bug! I don't really have any old arcade cabinets, but I know some place that has some! "Lemony, I swear to god, you are not putting that fucking thing in the location I work at..."

Ah well that’s great to hear my good fellow, it’s been a while since I’ve snacked on something and for the posh British part..honestly I am not aware how but I do believe I’m Colins soul….which is very confusing as the boys says..”groovy” am I saying that right? Groovy?

-Craig who was made Colin’s soul and posh British for fun

So kinda like blackjack? That’s pretty interesting though.

I’m aware on how to separate the soul and body but not how you could mend it if that’s possible. Hmm I probably shouldn’t look into it because I already went kinda far..

But no idea bout the groovy part! I’m not British nor I live there

Idk why I like making horror”ish” stuff, I mean I’m not super today it but I like making it

And just stuff deconnected from reality

Benjamin slides out of the shadows as he grabs the doors and a similar sound as a wood chipper sound starts beneath the phone head as he starts eating the doors.

Thank you very much

Got any doors? (:

Yeap if you want you can take some……don’t ask why I have a bunch of doors-

GIVE THA DOORS AND I SHALL

Got any doors?

Why do you need this information?

It’s fun! And I have issues

Besides that I’m a while lot less cursed than that other guy that eats shoes! Dude’s great!

Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy

Do you got by any change sum doors?

“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”

Do you get annoyed by anything?

Karens….., and the government…, prying in my past

Further not much pisses me off *benjamin shrugs and continues cleaning the floor with a mop*

A few days I discovered “Dutch” kebab and American kebab are 2 entirely different things and I’m quite offended by American kebab because it’s just some meat pieces on a stick and I’m for sure there’s another name for that besides kebab

Like how dare they call THAT kebab >:[

What have they seen?