Ah Well That’s Great To Hear My Good Fellow, It’s Been A While Since I’ve Snacked On Something

Do you really tell the story here?

Mod void: Not giving much context besides # almost got stuck in a arcade cabinet in the roleplay(not exactly cabinet man style but I thought it looked cool)(for askblog cannon # did get stuck but did not save the souls)

Might have gone overboard though

Better start running I'm comin' for ya'

Fun fact! Strawberries aren’t berries :D

*screaming can be heard behind etzly it sounds like bug is scaring the customers away once again*

F-frog....

Frog >:]

Lem casually pops his head out from a portal in the floor. "Hello! I felt a new presence in the fabric of the universe and would like to offer you a lemon! They usually keep away feral anons if you come across any of those."

benjamin is in a trashcan And seems to be missing his shoes, He doesn’t mention it all though, though employee # is severely judging him from behind.

“Sure hand it over to me! I haven’t had weird anons luckily, can I eat the lemon tho?“

I might actually redesign captain lolbit and turn them more in a oc with design

Also their accent is weird it’s like a xombo of a Texan put together with a German pirate, it’s very weird

Hey Benny boy!

What's your favorite candy type?

Oooh that’s a hard one! I love a lot of candy!

But if I had to choose a favorite it would probably be Dutch chocolate and licorice! I also do really love those sour candy’s with the sugar like stuff on it!

Also of all the nicknames you could give me Benny boy was the best you could come up? “l he says this jokingly while snickering” ah well no hard feelings at all!

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Bees?

"Huh... Would you look at that, I found a bee! This what you were wanting?"

BATTERIES FUCK YEAH!

“bug proceeds to eat all the batteries before running away laughing” THANK YOUUUUUU

Got any batteries?

Take ‘em

(I just woke up sorry for the bad art)

DOOR

*Benjamin bangs his hand on the table once before his dial opens with a horrid screech and engulfs the door against all laws of nature. The dial shuts and he straightens up again*

Thanks! It has certainly been a while since I’ve had a door that good!

Got Any Doors?

(Feel free to ignore this, back on my askblog bullshit ^^ )

got this extra delicious door right for ya! served on a silver platter!

A few days I discovered “Dutch” kebab and American kebab are 2 entirely different things and I’m quite offended by American kebab because it’s just some meat pieces on a stick and I’m for sure there’s another name for that besides kebab

Like how dare they call THAT kebab >:[