What Have They Seen?

So no doors?

Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy

Do you got by any change sum doors?

“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”

The phone

Name: Benjamin antique(rusty)

Age: unclear, believed to be in his 30s as of looks

Chill dude, occasionally blows stuff up but nothing to worry about right? There no records of him he just kinda appeared truly particular

He has now a post one the master list about his lore

Benjamin slides out of the shadows as he grabs the doors and a similar sound as a wood chipper sound starts beneath the phone head as he starts eating the doors.

Thank you very much

Got any doors? (:

Yeap if you want you can take some……don’t ask why I have a bunch of doors-

“Okay okay I’ll give you your shoes!” He hands Charlie the shoes trying to be on a “save” distance  “Man they were just new now I gotta buy new ones again”

i too enjoy eating some bees but my favrite thing to eat is shoes...

g o t a n y f o r m e?

- Charlie the cursed phone guy

Im afraid I don’t haven any shoes besides my own right now, I should still have a pizza that apparently turns into a shoe? Atleast I saw it happen to someone else I gave a pizza to

Your very friend shaped

huh I guess so yeah, I’m less friend like than I was before the whole thing…. though.. I still do like making friends tho! Haven’t really talked to anyone much besides the employees since I came here.

BENJAMIN HELP I GOT FIRED FROM MY LOCATION CAN I COME WORK AT YOURS

I mean that depends why’d you get fired. I mean I won’t have any murderers but if your boss was just a douchebag and fired you for no reason you’re welcome!

Legacy Benjamin continued to do research and experiments what slowly made him lose his mind, he got more aggressive and hostile to others what caused them to leave, with no one around anymore he poured all of his time on the experiments, with no one around to stop him his experiments became more extreme, off some of the experiments he was weary though, he kidnapped people to experiment on with no regard of empathy, sympathy or anything towards them, he got a sick sense of satisfaction of it. He doesn’t let anyone come close to him and kills off most people who try. In search of more remnant for his experiments he has killed multiple children, as if he’s repeating history once again

Legacy Benjamin canonically also cut of someone’s head and now uses it as his own, the phone head he now uses more ask a mask than anything else

Ah well that’s great to hear my good fellow, it’s been a while since I’ve snacked on something and for the posh British part..honestly I am not aware how but I do believe I’m Colins soul….which is very confusing as the boys says..”groovy” am I saying that right? Groovy?

-Craig who was made Colin’s soul and posh British for fun

So kinda like blackjack? That’s pretty interesting though.

I’m aware on how to separate the soul and body but not how you could mend it if that’s possible. Hmm I probably shouldn’t look into it because I already went kinda far..

But no idea bout the groovy part! I’m not British nor I live there

Better start running I'm comin' for ya'

Fun fact! Strawberries aren’t berries :D

*screaming can be heard behind etzly it sounds like bug is scaring the customers away once again*

I want some fucking braincells

Anyways have some whiteboard doodles