Do You Get Annoyed By Anything?

Do you get annoyed by anything?

Do You Get Annoyed By Anything?

Karens….., and the government…, prying in my past

Further not much pisses me off *benjamin shrugs and continues cleaning the floor with a mop*

More Posts from Door-eating-moment and Others

3 years ago

I want some fucking braincells

I Want Some Fucking Braincells

Anyways have some whiteboard doodles

3 years ago

I might actually redesign captain lolbit and turn them more in a oc with design

Also their accent is weird it’s like a xombo of a Texan put together with a German pirate, it’s very weird

2 months ago

Future redesign coming!

Employee’s and animatronics will probably get new story’s and designs as well


Tags
3 years ago

Lem casually pops his head out from a portal in the floor. "Hello! I felt a new presence in the fabric of the universe and would like to offer you a lemon! They usually keep away feral anons if you come across any of those."

image

benjamin is in a trashcan And seems to be missing his shoes, He doesn’t mention it all though, though employee # is severely judging him from behind.

“Sure hand it over to me! I haven’t had weird anons luckily, can I eat the lemon tho?“


Tags
3 years ago

Quick, everyone discribe themselves in one word!

Benjamin: Chaos!

employee #: Babysitter -_-

Caroline(The mechanic): Tired

Bug: cockroach >:]

mr frog: babysitter ^^

captain lolbit: Pirate!

legacy! Benjamin: death..


Tags
3 years ago

Alright, Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim, now on Steam, has been out for over a month, so it’s time for me to acknowledge Norm on my main account(s).

image

Draw his face. Fill it in. Complete him. I will REBLOG and RATE your faces out of 10.


Tags
ayo
3 years ago
“Okay Okay I’ll Give You Your Shoes!” He Hands Charlie The Shoes Trying To Be On A “save” Distance  “Man

“Okay okay I’ll give you your shoes!” He hands Charlie the shoes trying to be on a “save” distance  “Man they were just new now I gotta buy new ones again”

i too enjoy eating some bees but my favrite thing to eat is shoes...

g o t a n y f o r m e?

- Charlie the cursed phone guy

I Too Enjoy Eating Some Bees But My Favrite Thing To Eat Is Shoes...

Im afraid I don’t haven any shoes besides my own right now, I should still have a pizza that apparently turns into a shoe? Atleast I saw it happen to someone else I gave a pizza to


Tags
3 years ago
Legacy Benjamin Continued To Do Research And Experiments What Slowly Made Him Lose His Mind, He Got More
Legacy Benjamin Continued To Do Research And Experiments What Slowly Made Him Lose His Mind, He Got More
Legacy Benjamin Continued To Do Research And Experiments What Slowly Made Him Lose His Mind, He Got More

Legacy Benjamin continued to do research and experiments what slowly made him lose his mind, he got more aggressive and hostile to others what caused them to leave, with no one around anymore he poured all of his time on the experiments, with no one around to stop him his experiments became more extreme, off some of the experiments he was weary though, he kidnapped people to experiment on with no regard of empathy, sympathy or anything towards them, he got a sick sense of satisfaction of it. He doesn’t let anyone come close to him and kills off most people who try. In search of more remnant for his experiments he has killed multiple children, as if he’s repeating history once again

Legacy Benjamin canonically also cut of someone’s head and now uses it as his own, the phone head he now uses more ask a mask than anything else


Tags
2 years ago
It’s Fun! And I Have Issues

It’s fun! And I have issues

Besides that I’m a while lot less cursed than that other guy that eats shoes! Dude’s great!

Hello, Good Day, It’s Me The Door Eating Phoneguy

Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy

Do you got by any change sum doors?

Hello, Good Day, It’s Me The Door Eating Phoneguy

“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”


Tags
3 years ago
No Problem! Glad To See Someone Else Has Use For Them Otherwise I Would’ve Need To Throw Them Away!

No problem! Glad to see someone else has use for them otherwise I would’ve need to throw them away!

I Think I Found You At The Thrift Shop 0:

I think I found you at the thrift shop 0:

"shhh! Don't tell anyone in there , imma try to eat da almost empty markers!!!"

(ha nice)


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • galaxyyghostartist
    galaxyyghostartist liked this · 1 year ago
  • gh0st0m
    gh0st0m liked this · 2 years ago
  • royaldoge7370
    royaldoge7370 liked this · 2 years ago
  • the-bonnie39
    the-bonnie39 liked this · 2 years ago
  • crazycat401
    crazycat401 liked this · 2 years ago
  • dannydevitoreturns
    dannydevitoreturns liked this · 2 years ago
  • baby-bobchik
    baby-bobchik liked this · 2 years ago
  • trusp-3-q
    trusp-3-q liked this · 2 years ago
  • blazepandaartz
    blazepandaartz liked this · 2 years ago
  • door-eating-moment
    door-eating-moment reblogged this · 2 years ago

((DSAF and Dialtown made by Directdogman)) Welcome to Benjamin’s Fazbender's the worlds first and only Fazbender's in the Netherlands. please come in and don't mind the raccoons. come in and ask a question! (Disclaimer, I am in college so ask might take a few days to get a response)Pinned post of info n stuff (regular art blog : @solidsnakecheekz

100 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags