Tuffnut: Hiccup said its my turn with the brain cell.
Ruffnut: Square up.
Heather: I want us to be more than friends…
Fishlegs: Best friends?
Heather: More than that.
Fishlegs: Mega best friends?
Tuffnut: Can we get a birthday cake?
Hiccup: It’s not your birthday.
Tuffnut: The cake won’t know!
Hiccup, tired: a McWill to live
i didnt post one of these yesterday
im so evil >:)
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Tuffnut: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Hiccup, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Natasha: I came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else’s blood. I’m not afraid to leave it the same way.
Clint: Are you… okay?
Hiccup: Did you kill that man?
Astrid: No, I attacked him with my axe.
Astrid: The grievous wound killed him.
Hiccup: SEMANTICS, ASTRID!
Ruffnut: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Hiccup: It isn’t smirking at anyone, you’re all just imagining it.
Tuffnut: Three of us saw it, Hiccup. How do you explain that?
Hiccup: *points at Astrid* Sleep deprivation.
Hiccup: *points at Fishlegs* Paranoia.
Hiccup: *points at Snotlout* Delusional personality disorder.
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