Httyd Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Eret: Where I’m from locking someone in an arena with nothing but a knife, a wooden shield, and an angry monstrous nightmare would be considered a public execution.

Hiccup: skill issues.

Eret: didn’t you almost die?

Hiccup: well I was pretty weak for a 15 year old, someone else could have done it. Probably.

Eret: YOU WERE FIFTEEN!?

This actually did happen to me a little over a week ago

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

Hiccup: I ran into Tuffnut in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he looked me dead in the eyes, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.

HTTYD1 Astrid: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.

Gustav: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?

Fishlegs: Tell them how you really feel.

Hiccup: Slowly distance yourself from them.

Astrid: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.

Gustuv, being handed a sword: … well heck.

Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Astrid: How so?

Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Tuffnut: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Hiccup, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.