HTTYD1 Astrid: I’m Really Glad “fight Me” Has Replaced “sue Me” In The Common Vernacular Because

[Clint and Natasha fighting]

Natasha: In fact, you just lost ‘Nat’ privileges. From now on, you can call me ‘Romanoff’ or ‘hey, you’.

Clint: Come on, Nat.

Natasha: [ignores Clint]

Clint: Come on, hey you.

Hiccup: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Ruffnut: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Tuffnut: I personally was created in a lab.

Snotlout: I just straight up spawned lol.

Harry: Can’t you just admit you made a mistake?

Hermione *drinking her tea*: I prefer it with salt

Ruffnut: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

Rowan, talking to Dorian: Either walk like you’re the king or walk like you don’t care who the king is.

Aelin, from another room: OR QUEEN!

Dorian, nods: Walk like a queen.

Later:

Dorian: *struts down the hall, eating chocolate cake*

Draco: I’m not afraid of anything…except acne and leprechauns.

Pansy: Leprechauns aren’t real.

Draco: I know what I saw!

*Dagur is cooking*

Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?

Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Tuffnut: Hiccup said its my turn with the brain cell.

Ruffnut: Square up.

Astrid: Hiccup, we need to talk.

Hiccup: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

Natasha: I came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else’s blood. I’m not afraid to leave it the same way.

Clint: Are you… okay?