Hiccup, Tired: A McWill To Live

Astrid, planning a mission: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Fishlegs: How do I do that?

Snotlout: I don’t have a watch.

Hiccup, on four minutes of sleep: Time is a social construct.

Hiccup: Astrid, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Snotlout, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Sokka, flirting with Suki: Cause I’m a badass, Princess.

Suki: You’re a badass princess?

Sokka: What? No, no, no.

Sokka: There is a comma!

Steve: I've dated plenty of women! There was Peggy Carter, Sharon Carter...

Tony: Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary, the word plenty has been redefined to mean two.

Rowan: Someone has to go to Maeve and confront her.

Aedion: I vote we all look at Aelin at the same time.

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*

what’s ur favourite fandom

Hi! Thanks for asking! My favourite fandom is probably Harry Potter just because it’s such an amazing world and I absolutely love Hermione. But I also love httyd (my favourite character is Astrid ofc)

Astrid: Hiccup, we need to talk.

Hiccup: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

[Clint and Natasha fighting]

Natasha: In fact, you just lost ‘Nat’ privileges. From now on, you can call me ‘Romanoff’ or ‘hey, you’.

Clint: Come on, Nat.

Natasha: [ignores Clint]

Clint: Come on, hey you.